Saxton Hale Facts

[.::Taboo::.]

It's a fact, mate!
Discuss Saxton Hale facts here, post your favorites, and create some. I in fact just submit one:
"When Saxton Hale cuts onions, the onions become emos and cut themselves while crying."
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[Niven]

Saxton Hale is the new Chuck Norris now? :o

[JTBreslow]

Saxon Hale has the powers of all 9 classes.

[JamestheLeet]

Saxton Hale once met Bill from L4D. Bill has been hatless ever since.

[Kochieboy]

The Guard Dog was taken out because Saxton was hungry

[Masterlegodude]

Saxton Hale once dominated a player with the medigun.

That's because he brought Monday Night Combat's Heal/Hurt Gun into Team Fortress 2 >:C

[Dodger]

 "The reason every futuristic computer with advanced A.I. always decides to exterminate mankind it's because after they google about Saxton Hale they become very disapointed with all the other humans, so they decide to kill them all for not being as perfect nor manly as Saxton Hale."

Seems like the Chuck Norris of video games and stuff.

[TechnoPop]

So this Saxton Hale guy is The Sniper?
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[.::Taboo::.]

So this Saxton Hale guy is The Sniper?
inb4lolnewcigarette

what the forget are you smoking
australia is ashamed of the sniper, he has no moustache

[Masterlegodude]

So this Saxton Hale guy is The Sniper?
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Saxton Hale is the guy that runs Mann Co., a company that distributes a large amount of weaponry to the nine mercenaries of Team Fortress 2

[TechnoPop]

Oh, I see. Thanks for the info.

[Ladios]

Saxton Hale invented chairs when he realized he had to kick something across the room to learn Jarate.

Haha

[Qwepir]

Saxton Hale once dominated a player with the medigun.

Assists count towards dominations.

[Makingblah]

Haha

Har har.

[Qwepir]

The Half-Life Series were originally called Hale-Life, but the idea of Saxton Hale saving the world with a crowbar would fit under the 'Historical' Games, rather then Science Ficition