I'm not a lesbian.
-snip-
You should loving go to the loving kitchen, grab a knife, slowly bleed your legs then stab yourself in the loving gut while you drag it around your torso as your bleeding intestines fall out of your pulsing meaty insides. If you're still loving alive, grab a nail and drive it loving straight through your right foot onto a baloney and loving jump to rip your foot off and to pummel you to your untimely loving demise.
ok its dead lol