Custom Religion: Pyroist.

[Mr.Interceptor]

I am devout; but my people require a leader, but I must sadly not commit myself to the everlasting flame.

Find your most devout follower, make him the leader, then become a martyr. Your name will go down in Pyroist history.

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[Roknrollwill]

I am devout; but my people require a leader, but I must sadly not commit myself to the everlasting flame.

From this sentence, I just found out that you are just trolling.

[LeeroyBlockhead]

Have we been trolled?

No, you have not, Kevdude. For this I speak, tis be the truth.

Trolling? I speak of the truth. A ceremony follows in seven weeks, of commitment to the flame.

Long live the eternal blaze, my brothers and sisters, and may we commit ourselves soon.

[TeslaCoil]

I'm only in it for the free BBQ

[Roknrollwill]

No, you have not, Kevdude. For this I speak, tis be the truth.
Trolling? I speak of the truth. A ceremony follows in seven weeks, of commitment to the flame.
Long live the eternal blaze, my brothers and sisters, and may we commit ourselves soon.

That reminded me of Fallout 3 for a second.

[*Magick* Mage]

Florence Henderson does not approve. :c

[Altered]

may we commit ourselves soon.

Go commit yourself to jumping in a volcano or something.

I'm only in it for the free BBQ

hue

[Madmitten]

Its been agreed to as long as we keep it down and not light lawns on fire. Neighbor hood watch agreement and petition win.

ogm
you are an idiot

[Altered]

ogm
you are an idiot

That nicely sums up what everyone here has said.

[Roknrollwill]

Throw lit up Aerosol cans at your neighbors.

[JTBreslow]

inb4streetfires
inb4forestfires
inb4firespecial interest
inb4phycopaths
inb4hell
inb4massmurder

[Roknrollwill]

inb4

Exactly.

This "religion" could become very dangerous.

[Kevdude]

I'll follow Leeroy, my Nike's are all laced up, and my kool aid cup is filled to the top

[Roknrollwill]

I'll follow Leeroy, my Nike's are all laced up, and my kool aid cup is filled to the top

[Kevdude]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonestown#Deaths_in_Jonestown