Funny School Stories

[ChexGuy331]

It's school-related, didn't really happen in school.

Some guy had a Facebook status asking who wanted to go see Paranormal Activity 2, a bunch of people talked about it. I then commented saying "lol you're all stupid forgets for wanting to pay money to go see a stuff movie". He got mad and raged at me with a poorly spelled threat daring me to call him a stupid forget again and see what happens in school tomorrow.

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[Kalphiter]

It's school-related, didn't really happen in school.

Some guy had a Facebook status asking who wanted to go see Paranormal Activity 2, a bunch of people talked about it. I then commented saying "lol you're all stupid forgets for wanting to pay money to go see a stuff movie". He got mad and raged at me with a poorly spelled threat daring me to call him a stupid forget again and see what happens in school tomorrow.

Insult him again

[Troop]

I walked into the health classroom and the projector turned on with a diagram of a snake. 

[TheScout]

Whot.



The heyl

[Miner Blockman]

I got punched
Ate an apple
Threw up
Ate an apple
Threw up on my keyboard
keyboard my on up Threw.
This topic threw up.
This topic IS threw up.
THis topic IS throw up
I got punched
Ate an apple...

[Zack The Zapper]

i was in m6 5th grade class tslking about snakes.when shee looked up the Worlds largest snake One of the comments said: Woah Huge loving Snake.
Everyone.
EVERYONE.
Laughed.

[Miner Blockman]

i Iwas in m6y 5th grade class tslking class, talking about snakes, when shee looked up the Worlds largest snake One of the comments said:, Woah Huge loving Snake.
Everyone.
EVERYONE.
Laughed.

[Zack The Zapper]

I was typing and talking to someone. -_-. Fail.

[MegaScientifical]

i Iwas in m6y 5th grade class tslking class, talking about snakes, when shee looked up the Worlds largest snake One of the comments said+, Woah Huge loving Snake.
Everyone.
EVERYONE.
Laughed.

Just get the forget out of this topic.

[Zack The Zapper]

no need to correct me Mr.Teacher who is addicted to plasmids and died yesterday.

[MegaScientifical]

no need to correct me Mr.Teacher who is addicted to plasmids and died yesterday.

I guess you deserved the noobs corrections. If you didn't notice, I quoted the guy who edited the quote of you and was telling that guy to get out for it. It was in no way directed at you, but if you're going to act like that, fine.

[Zack The Zapper]

Obviously i made another Fail. -______-

[Big Brother]

I was with my friends during my lunch break and they were throwing yogurts at eachother. Someone stepped on one of them, it flew up in the air and covered someone from the waist down. After what seemed like an eternity of laughing, I went to the bathroom to take a piss and one of my friends bunched up loads of toilet paper & soaked it in water.

He proceeded to throw it right at my head - the same day our year group had to go to an assembly. It took me a whole 5 minutes to get that stuff out of my hair >.>


The teachers completely ignored the yogurt covering my friends leg and I couldn't help myself from laughing. Really loudly.

[Zack The Zapper]

Lol'd  ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^

[JamestheLeet]

Bump.

Alright, my friend got a splinter in his finger and he said, "This splinter is loving me."

I said, "So it's sticking its snake in your vagina?"

Friend almost facepalms.

He attempts to fix it, "This splinter is raping me."

I reply, "So it's forcing its snake in your vagina?"

Friend: "Yes."

Me: "So you're biloveual."

Friend: "Yes."

Me (In mind) : "Why are most of my friends biloveual?"

Then everyone around us starts laughing.