Funny School Stories

[oromis]

I shoved Oreos up someone's ass.

Lol'd :D

Well today I was in school, and you wouldn't believed it. I went to class and I learned.

[Ad Bot]

[Skyfrost]

Well, one girl at my school tried to send nude photos to her boyfriend, but she pressed all contents in a frantic rush in the hallway, including 5 teachers and her parents.

[The Russian]

My school is 87% white kids.

7% black kids. 4% mexican. 2% other.

Our only fights are really between the black kids. There was a really bad one last year. Two girls got into it and the cops came and tried to stop it. They couldn't. One of them pulled the others ear rings out, ripping her earlobes almost off.

The other pulled the others hair so hard, that hair was falling off.

I lol'd.

One black dude in my school was gonna punch some kid but the kid dodged and the black kid hit the window and broke it. His hand was all bloody.

[JAW959]

My school is:
30% Fake thugs/wiggers
20% Preppy forgets
25% Rednecks
10% Nerdy guys (me)
15% handicapped Jocks.
Lulz often insue.

[rockslide26]

During Mass, my friend was reading over the microphone from the bible and he farted very loud. (I go to a Catholic school, flame me all you want.)

Some fire trucks came to my school because this annoying girl tripped and her elbow hit the fire alarm. Karma got her.

Also, inb4atheists

[MegaScientifical]

Some fire trucks came to my school because this annoying girl tripped and her elbow hit the fire alarm. Karma got her.

Sure is Karma! Bitch needa' learn how'ta walk before she can enter no school! Dumb BISH!

[ultimamax]

Sure is Karma! Bitch needa' learn how'ta walk before she can enter no school! Dumb BISH!

During Mass, my friend was reading over the microphone from the bible and he farted very loud. (I go to a Catholic school, flame me all you want.)

Some fire trucks came to my school because this annoying girl tripped and her elbow hit the fire alarm. Karma got her.

Also, inb4atheists

She was annoying and then she basically got into trouble. He never said she was karma'd for not knowing how to walk.

[MegaScientifical]

She was annoying and then she basically got into trouble. He never said she was karma'd for not knowing how to walk.

You ruin all the fun.

[devildogelite]

We were throwing this kid to each other, hes like 5 foot and weighs about 80 pounds. We threw him like 2 feet back and forth which doesn't sound like a lot now but it was pretty far

[oromis]

Someone burned toast in the school. The smell was everywhere on that floor, and we had a massive fire escape going on that lasted for a good half hour. Because somebody burnt toast. I missed a good portion of Biology.

YEAH TOAST!

[Night Fox]

Well you see, there was this girl, and she came to school in a fursuit, and...

Owait.
That says funny.

[Darksnow5601]

A 5th grader cut his finger off with sizzors. 

[TheScout]

Well you see, there was this girl, and she came to school in a fursuit, and...

Owait.
That says funny.

Go on, it will probably still be funny.

[Zack The Zapper]

I went to school and you will never guess. Nothing happend.

[xbox 360 fan]

I shoved Oreos up someone's ass.

Did it became chocolate cream or what?ITS fake.