I haven't got around to posting about it, but last Friday I went to Jaegermeister Tour. Is it a boozefest? Is it about Beer?
Nope, it was a PG christian service. And by that I mean it was Anthrax, Megadeth, and Slayer all in one concert. I'm sick so instead of doing the whole paragraph thing, I'll make a list:
1. Joey Belladonna returned to sing for Anthrax (their original singer), and had the best stage presence out of them all.
2. Dave Mustaine's hair is loving glorious.
3. Megadeth had a guy in a Vic Rattlehead costume come out during a song, they played the entirety of "Rust In Peace".
4. Dave Mustaine's hair is loving GLORIOUS.
5. During Megadeth, some drunk fat lady was pushing everyone around next to me and kept bumping against me and I'm like "aaaugggh you've got beer all over you ewwwwww".
6. I got an autographed copy of Rust In Peace and two picks they threw into the crowd.
7. I had to carry said album in my back pocket the entire concert. It was easy until...
8. Slayer opened up and the whole crowd turned into a mosh pit.
9. Slayer had a WALL of amplifiers.
10. Slayer's lead singer looks like Lucifer. If this is what Hell looks like I'm totally there.
11. Some richardwad punched me in the stomach during slayer. I would have turned around and broke his nose but I didn't see who it was. I proceeded to go into the bathroom and spit up blood for a few minutes before returning the the hall where...
12. The hottest girl I've ever seen stood in front of me. Holy christ her legs were loving perfection and her skirt was short and she had heels with kneesocks and short-ish blonde hair and I can't even put into words how amazingly hot she was.
13. I'm not sure if it was Slayer or that chick that gave me a boner.
14. Stole a poster.
15. Afterwards we went to our hotel and lurked around for some ladies. There were some but we didn't go meet them because they were outside and we couldn't see if they were hot.
16. We found out the next morning that they had a party upstairs and were bored (it was just them girls).
17. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
18. On the way to the concert some guy asked us for pain pills.
19. GOD DAMNIT THERE WERE DRUNK CHICKS UPSTAIRS
20. Friend used deodorant. While in Meijers. He put it back on the shelf.
21. WHY DIDN'T WE TALK TO THEM SHIIIIIIT
22. Dave's Hair. Fantastic.
23. We yelled at Dave Mustaine: "WHAT SHAMPOO DO YOU USE?". He did not respond.
24. My neck was sore from headbanging the next day.
25. I copped a feel from some chick in the crowd.
