you guys are wusses
i slammed my fingers in doors at least 5 times in my lifetime and never blacked out or got sent to the clinic
But did you have sections of your fingers cut or sheared right off?
I've never actually broken any bone of mine, or had any apendages or philanges broken off.
The most I've had are cuts which have scarred, such as the one I have on my left hand, from when I knocked over a pint glass with my right hand, went to catch it with my left, and it shattered on impact with my hand and the adjacent table.
I've always wanted to damage my leg in order to either have crutches or a wheelchair for a temporary amount of time. Don't know why, just one of those fascinations you get.