Had to take a stuff :P
I remember my old girlfriend. She asked me if I would go out with her, and I didn't know a lot about her, so I decided to anyway. Turns out she is a bit messed up. The next day she showed up to school with a pretty bad black eye, and told me that she fell down her stairs. Later that day I asked her how she was feeling, and she said she was fine, but she hates that chair. Chair? At the end of school that day I asked her Whats up, and she told me she hated her brother. Why? Apparently she punched him.
I figured she was lying, so I broke up with her. Later that week I found out she faked the black eye using makeup.
I really know how to pick 'em.