What is the Best Possible Way to Break Up with your GF?!?

[leonstormrat23]

Lol do it by text :D

sissy.

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[TheChaosCarrier]

rape. that way you both get to have some fun before it ends

[iBlock]

Change your facebook status to "Single and loving it!" 

[Destroyer]

Ya see, I don't want to hurt her feelings.
Maybe I could just cheat on her. I don't even have to say anything to her that way.

You're a moron.

[steve5451]

"I'm gay"

I was actually thinking about it. But adding like a storyline. Something like
"Hey, um...I've been thinking... "
"You're breaking up with me!?!"
"No..."
"Then what?"
"I'm gay."
"Were through."

[Kobewarrior]

Slap her in the face and run.

[TeslaCoil]

I was actually thinking about it. But adding like a storyline. Something like
"Hey, um...I've been thinking... "
"You're breaking up with me!?!"
"No..."
"Then what?"
"I'm gay."
"Were through."

Lying doesn't really help either.

[SpreadsPlague]

roosterslap her.

[otto-san]

imo:

if you love someone

you won't stop loving them

if they stop loving you

they were a bad choice

if they were a bad choice

no use crying right

[Andretti]

Send her a message on Facebook saying, "We're through!"

[otto-san]

Send her a message on Facebook saying, "We're through!"

If you do that I hate you.

If you have something important to say, say it to their face. Less you look like a cowardly moron.

[steve5451]

Send her a message on Facebook saying, "We're through!"

She doesn't know how to use a computer. =|

[Scarpelt]

give her the rejection hotline number 

[otto-san]

Most of these posts are stupid and you should completely overlook them.

Just tell her you don't want such a degree of friendship, and that being friends is just as good.

[Kevdude]

There is a chance that you might end up with a girlfriend who turns out to be the center of the universe, which means that she will guilt you and throw fits if you don't devote 100% of your time to her.
If you actually WANT to see your friends for a weekend, she will start bitching & complaining to you about how you don't love her and you're a horrible insensitive richardbag. When she slams you with the inevitable "It's either THEM or ME" ultimatum, guilting you to choose between giving up your lifelong friends forever or losing her as a girlfriend, you casually say "No thanks, I think I'll keep my friends."
And just as her expression changes to utter disbelief that her selfish plan has backfired on her, you then say with a smirk:
"Sorry, baby. Bros before hoes!"