Author Topic: What is the Best Possible Way to Break Up with your GF?!?  (Read 3769 times)

Read the title. She likes me, I don't like her anymore.
How2???/1

Tell her it's not working

"I'm breaking up with you"


Oh, that's just mean. :c

Show her this topic.

You win.

Show her this topic.

You win.

Maybe...
Probably wouldn't work.

"Hey, look at this topic I started.
Which one?
The one where I ask how to break up with you."

That probably wouldn't work. O.o

Ya see, I don't want to hurt her feelings.
Maybe I could just cheat on her. I don't even have to say anything to her that way.
« Last Edit: October 25, 2010, 04:45:58 AM by steve5451 »

You don't want to hurt her feelings yet your willing to cheat on her?

Take her out for dinner, Then never show up.
Then while she's there set her garden on fire.

Ya see, I don't want to hurt her feelings.

Impossible. The only way that would work is if she was going to break up with you also.

Punch here in the stomach

You tell her the truth and you don't use the line "It's not you, it's me". You're young, she'll get over it.

Go up to her, and turn around and walk off in a humph.

"We should just be friends."
Worked for me.