Author Topic: Holy mother of forget. WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN  (Read 2755 times)

It was something under your bed.


hey look it mrmulch the egotistical condesending prick


My ego is too big for you Rookie, your head is about to explode.


My ego is too big for you Rookie, your head is about to explode.


"i made a lfd2 build i am superior to you and get critise you harshly"

egobot

Maybe it was your nose picking up radio transmissions.

Neighbors loving. hard. and loud. while watching research. on a widescreen tv with dolby hd surround sound.

My mom and dad were away. It was their anniversary.

MY LITTLE BROTHER DOESN'T JACK-OFF. He doesn't know about love...

YET.
How do you know?
Maybe it was a ghost :O

How do you know?
Maybe it was a ghost :O
As I said, I'm experienced with this stuff.

If you start hearing coughing, can smell smoke and can here an adult man exclaim a long list of things he hates, followed by gunfire, its definitley a zombie apocalypse


that or a child enthusiast watches you while he jacks off every night

It's probably a raccoon. I get them alot.

he was just sleeping what do you want

was it a dragon
I'd be surprised if it was. My story I'm writing might be real! :o