US Government Party: The Rent Is Too Damn High

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Jimmy McMillan, the candidate representing the party The Rent Is Too Damn High recently participated in a debate. 

McMillan can hear it.  He can hear the growling of the stomachs.

Inspirational Quotes:

"As a karate expert, I will not talk about anyone up here." ~McMillan

"Our children can't afford to live anywhere.  Nowhere.  There's nowhere to go.  Once again, why?  You said it, the rent is too damn high."  ~McMillan
Words of genius.

Political Views:

Marriage - "The Rent Is Too Damn High party feels that if you want to marry a shoe, I'll marry you. ~McMillan

The Future - "We plan to bulldoze some of those mountains in upstate to make New York an independent state.  I want my own cable company;  I want my own telephone company." ~McMillan

His Gloves - "I know I'm not going to be able to breathe if I take my gloves off.  It could be psychological, I don't know, but I just put em on and wear them anyway." ~McMillan

Rent - "Too damn high." ~McMillan

Surprised this wasn't made a topic yet :P

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[Kalphiter]

You are late

But lol

[*Magick* Mage]

I like him. :D

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You are late

But lol

Surprised this wasn't made a topic yet :P

I was actually shocked :P

[Jorici]

Lol, my teacher talked about him the other day.

[JAW959]

So... he thinks that all the problems of the country are caused because the rent is too high?

[Madmitten]

my parents rent out houses and stuff
isnt the rent of houses n stuff dependent on the landlord?

[Otis Da HousKat]

my parents rent out houses and stuff
isnt the rent of houses n stuff dependent on the landlord?

Your parents are slum lords.

[LegoEggo]

my parents rent out houses and stuff
isnt the rent of houses n stuff dependent on the landlord?

u smart!!1!

[Madmitten]

Your parents are slum lords.

they rent out a small house for about 4-800 dollars
is there a limit or requirement for the price of a house?

u smart!!1!

gtfo

[Solid]

I can't tell if he's a serious politician or not.

[LegoEggo]

I can't tell if he's a serious politician or not.

u smart!!1!

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I can't tell if he's a serious politician or not.

He said that he isn't running to win.

He's running to get the issues of the rent out into the public eye.

[LegoEggo]

IMO he's kind of in a way sort of a little bit of a satire on our whole stuffty political system

[Kalphiter]

IMO he's kind of in a way sort of a little bit of a satire on our whole stuffty political system

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