Marijuana

[IkeTheGeneric]

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quick how to pass a drug test. my mommy wants to drug test me and fdasgtsrgt how to fake pass

Just pretend you're dying and then slip away when nobody is looking. Meet a tall man with brown hair wearing a grey jumpsuit at the JFK Airport. He will give you a free pass to hawaii.

Once you land, take a taxi to the nearest hotel and you will already have a six week reservation there. Doesn't require any pay. While away, we will send in an agent as a decoy, and he will pass the drug test. After the six weeks are up, you will be debriefed on your mission.


Don't fail us.

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[Kovita]

no seriously

[IkeTheGeneric]

Run away and hide in an abandoned building until your mother has another memory lapse and then return

[Kovita]

cigarette

no seriously

[Jorici]

I forgot what type of seed it was, I think it was poppy seeds, just say you ate those.

I have heard that eating them will skewer a drug test/make it look like you smoke weed.

[Kovita]

WHY WOULD I WANT TO LOOK LIKE IT

MY MOTHER IS TESTING ME




i need a false negative D:

[Trifax]

He's saying it's a way of making her believe it wasn't drugs that's making you fail, it's the almonds you ate. But I don't know if that's true.

I'm reading drinking lots of orange juice can help drain it out and dilute it, and try to pee before the test so while more is made, there might not be as much of the toxin in there. Just a thought.

[Tom]

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[Trifax]

-excessivelaughter-

I laughed at your laughing.

[Jorici]

No, it was poppy seeds. Eat those. Not almonds.

Poppy Seeds will look like you did marijuana, so just say you ate a forgetton of them.

[Tom]

I thought poppy seeds made it look like opium.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poppy_seed#False_positive_drug_tests

[captain blue]

WHY WOULD I WANT TO LOOK LIKE IT

MY MOTHER IS TESTING ME




i need a false negative D:

rofl

[Tom]

If your mom doesn't trust you enough to randomly drug test you do you think she will believe your false positive excuse?

[Messes]

Stop being stupid, you shouldn't be smoking if your parents are aware and drug test you.

Learn how to be a smart little kid

[_Rave_]

Uh, get a siblings pee for $30.

There's also a drink that you take after drinking like 4 liters of water that works.