Author Topic: Met a creepy ass new friend.  (Read 6140 times)

Shes some mixed girl who's like really hot and has some amazing accent thats love to my ears, I've only heard it from her before. But the strange part about her is that she's highly aggressive, and could kick my ass with ease. She taught me how to karate kick and other loving weird moves. She knows all the pressure points and tons of ways to kill people.
Her karate kicks go like really fast and way over my head, and I'm 5'8. She told me about this spot on your neck that if you put a needle in it it'll drain all the blood to your head and kill you :s

I knew her for like a month but shes always been mean and threatned my life. I got bored today, as this one guy always forgets with her by stealin the basket ball shes using or something, I chased him down tackled him and handed it to her, ever since then we talked and stuff and she told me about herself.

tl;dr: I met a hot assassin



============3 < You

3    Her.



MENT TO BE! =D


Shes some mixed girl
i think i know her
also, holy stuff bro you are going to die

Hot. Now when you have love she can stick a needle in your neck and kill you.

Speaking of females, I've yet to acquire one :D

I bet she likes bondage

i think i know her
also, holy stuff bro you are going to die
Naw, I'm her friend, she hugged me after the period was over  :cookieMonster:
I bet she likes bondage
I'll ask later
Hot. Now when you have love she can stick a needle in your neck and kill you.

Speaking of females, I've yet to acquire one :D
I'll get you one  :cookieMonster:

I wish i knew an assassin to teach me how to make someone fall asleep by pressing on their ear or some stuff


I met this guy who taught me how to break someone's arm when they throw a punch at you

What the hell is a karate kick?

I met this guy who taught me how to break someone's arm when they throw a punch at you
i bet i could teach myself how to do that
What the hell is a karate kick?
judo kick*

i bet i could teach myself how to do that
judo kick*

it's actually harder than it looks