Author Topic: Met a creepy ass new friend.  (Read 6235 times)



Stick it in her-

Her karate kicks go like really fast and way over my head

D:

My Muay Thai kicks go really fast and into peoples' heads.

My Muay Thai kicks go really fast and into peoples' heads.
My rooster goes really fast
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sob sob...

I met this guy who taught me how to break someone's arm when they throw a punch at you
Is it the one where you grab their fist and curl it to their back, then press the forearm and the rest of the arm together
i gave that stuff up!
yeah i gave up cheese pizza too

Karate actually has the weakest kicks if you ever watch fight science. Tae Kwon Do has the kicks with the most raw power. It is a ridiculous difference too. A karate front kick is about 300 PSI, while a tae kwon do roundhouse can be 1800 PSI. Muay Thai, krav maga, and ninjutsu are the only ones designed to kill, and that needle in the neck to cause blood to rush to the head is actually from a movie, I forgot the name, it is not a real move.

You gotta Zoom if your CP has it. it looks better Zoomed.

I zoomed in on my iPhone and it only got worse. Since when does zooming in make it look better? Too many pixels.

Karate actually has the weakest kicks if you ever watch fight science. Tae Kwon Do has the kicks with the most raw power. It is a ridiculous difference too. A karate front kick is about 300 PSI, while a tae kwon do roundhouse can be 1800 PSI. Muay Thai, krav maga, and ninjutsu are the only ones designed to kill, and that needle in the neck to cause blood to rush to the head is actually from a movie, I forgot the name, it is not a real move.

Reading this makes me happy because I take Tae Kwon Do myself.

Does she look anything like this?
« Last Edit: October 31, 2010, 03:13:15 AM by Marcem »


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Karate actually has the weakest kicks if you ever watch fight science. Tae Kwon Do has the kicks with the most raw power. It is a ridiculous difference too. A karate front kick is about 300 PSI, while a tae kwon do roundhouse can be 1800 PSI. Muay Thai, krav maga, and ninjutsu are the only ones designed to kill, and that needle in the neck to cause blood to rush to the head is actually from a movie, I forgot the name, it is not a real move.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0398913/ ?

Anyway, that's awesome. I wouldn't be surprised if her ancestors were some kind of assassins or something.

Knock her out with one of her kicks then snap her into an animus and mess with her memories!