I am from the future

[Legodude77]

send us a postcard k?

[Ad Bot]

[steve5451]

I'm still here to answer your damn questions. I don't have to go back to the future for another hour.

[Sheath]

Did the world end in 2012?

Dunno if anyone said this, but FYI they got the dates wrong. The calendar may have already ended, or might not for many years. Lol.

[steve5451]

We have built high-tech vault systems, and even colonized on Mars and the Moon to protect us from the deadly effects of 2012 long ago.

[LeetZero]

We have built high-tech vault systems, and even colonized on Mars and the Moon to protect us from the deadly effects of 2012 long ago.

\facepalm
OT:

Will I be a architect?
Will I have a Lamborghini?
What will be the new meals at Mc. Donalds?
How many money will a pie cost?
What will be the currency?
How many questions will I ask in this topic?

[steve5451]

Will I be a architect?
Nope.
Will I have a Lamborghini?
You will. Then you will crash it in 2014 while rushing from an earthquake.
What will be the new meals at Mc. Donalds?
Yes. Even fatter than ever. Until it gets shut down by the government in 2023
How many money will a pie cost?
Depends. What kind?
What will be the currency?
Ofcourse. It's called diplotar, or diplo, for short.
How many questions will I ask in this topic?
Error 404: Not Found.

[Freeze]

What happens to me?

[steve5451]

What happens to me?

You will live a normal life, being a normal man. Until you gain weight. Then you will be fat, and loose your job. Your wife will divorce you and take your 2 kids away. She will take the money, and all your possessions. Barely even leaving you a can of beans. Luckily, you had your Anylospectrobrown townysisdepositer 8.0. You quickly found a new job, wife, lost weight, and you had 1 boy child. You will then see your Ex-Wife in the Extro-Mart and you will pull out your cash, and your hotter wife, and she will want you back. You will spit in her face, and you will walk away.
You will die a rich man. You will buy out Apple. After that you will buy out Microsoft. Then Adobe.
(And a series of other companies.) You will merge them into your own company, and rule the world.
You lived until you were 114. With the help of your Humanity-Lengthener, which you invented.
You're one of the more epic people I've seen records of. :O

[LegendZ]

Is it possible for you to send us a energy producing alien artifact so bitches will stop fighting over oil and stuff?
And can you reveal to me the plans Magick *Mage* has and what he has done?
Oh and can you bring me to the future with you?

[LeetZero]

Why pie is so good?
Why my dog cake is so delicious and moist?
Why eating 2 hamburgers make your belly hurt?
Will humanity find a cure for cancer?
Will we have real robots?
Will someone invent a brain?
Will someone create a script of a brain on a computer using C++?
What's the latest version of Adobe Creative Suite?
What's the latest version of Blockland?
How long till pizza will get cranky in 2020?
Who will be the next power?
What new species will evolve?
What old species will evolve?
What is the fastest car?
How to avoid the earthquake in 2014?
Why to eat more than buying less?

[lordician]

Can i eat pizza without dieing?

[steve5451]

Is it possible for you to send us a energy producing alien artifact so bitches will stop fighting over oil and stuff?
And can you reveal to me the plans Magick *Mage* has and what he has done?
Oh and can you bring me to the future with you?

Well...I guess.
I'm sorry, but I cannot reveal *Magik*'s plans.

Why pie is so good?

Why my dog cake is so delicious and moist?
Because It's made that way. C:
Why eating 2 hamburgers make your belly hurt?
Because it's too much hamburger.
Will humanity find a cure for cancer?
They already have, in my time.
Will we have real robots?
We already do. Google it.
Will someone invent a brain?
Done.
Will someone create a script of a brain on a computer using C++?
It's called Artificial Intelligence. Google it.
What's the latest version of Adobe Creative Suite?
In 2054, it's 3478264.30b7 Advanced.
What's the latest version of Blockland?
In 2024, the project dies out on version v51.
How long till pizza will get cranky in 2020?
It won't.
Who will be the next power?
Martian Sherrie Anderson.
What new species will evolve?
On planet 30489.06b (In their language, "Egloktorepl") a species called "Jurositains" (In their language, "Epleticl") will evolve into it's advanced stage in 2013. Expect theroys on the History Chanel.
What old species will evolve?
Lizards.
What is the fastest car?
In 2052, a physics scientist named Jusoph Wilter Bennington, came up with plans for a wheeled vehicle that can travel up to 4100 MPH. In 2055 a project named "The Hyper Car Project" took this challenge. They took his designs, and tested them. The vehicle went 3900 MPH before it disintegrated by air friction. This was held as a world record for the fasted car, on Earth.
How to avoid the earthquake in 2014?
Defiantly not in a Lamborghini.
Why to eat more than buying less?
Because it's logically smarter.

Can i eat pizza without dieing?

Sure. Just make sure it's not a Pizza Man named Jeff. He poisons all of his deliveries. Also, he gets arrested in 2014, when a smart family tests it and writes down his license plate numbers.

[steve5451]

Well, I have to return to the future. Bai!!

[LegendZ]

Well, I have to return to the future. Bai!!

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO JTBRESLOW?!

[MunkeyCheez]

Will there be a third world war, and if so featuring what nations?