It's funny that there's a Windows 98

-and 95-.
What you use instead of phones?
Do you still use legs or you move in wheelchairs?
How will the Fast food market be?
How will flash animations be?
What will happen to noobs?
What will happen to Linux?
How will illegalities be treated?
Will the population be more fat or more skinny?
Will the cup of a person be half full or half empty?
Will I ask more stupid questions?