The Salty Spitoon

[Zloff]

I'm so tough I drank a full carton of soy milk with nails instead of soybeans

without any milk nails

[Ad Bot]

[Arcturus]

Im so tough, I ran into a brick wall.
Without any milk

[Travis [bob36455]]

I'M SO TOUGH I CAN EMIT RAINBOWS FROM MY ASS.
With out an ass.

[psycopathic clown]

I'm so tough, I've been un-banned 5 times.
Without any milk.

[Bing]

I'm so tough I once caught a nuke and threw it at the plane and it went "boom"

Without any nuclear bio hazard suit

[Menen]

Im so tough I defeated about 4 giant nuke launching mechs.

Without any backup

[Zloff]

I'm so tough that I punched a wall

and the result is what we now call an 'atomic explosion'

and I did it

without any uranium.

[Peejster]

I stuff in your bowl of nails, then wiped my ass.
On your face.

[psycopathic clown]

I stuff in your bowl of nails, then wiped my ass.
On your face.

....You're in.
XD

[EndGame]

I posted this reply.
Without using italics.

[Edman]

Im so tough I can make a furry joke about Night Fox.
With out even knowing Night Fox.

[kevin 51l]

I joined...

...without anyone noticing that I joined and milk

[Talent74]

I'm so tough, I killed over 480 terrorists.

WITH MY BARE HANDS.

[warble]

I'm so tough I ate a bowl of Ice cream

Without any Milk!
Or any other dairy products

and edman your avatar is stolen

[Flamecannon]

I'm so tough that I broke my keyboard typing this.