The Salty Spitoon

[Stick Man]

i'm so tough, i Kicked indiana jones in the balls and made him cry

...while Crushing Bruce wayne's head between my thighs.

[Ad Bot]

[Cybertails1998]

I'm so tough I eat Chuck Norrises for breakfast.

...with Saxton Hale.

/thread

[Ningyou]

I'm so tough I woke up at 4 P.M. and ate dinner for breakfast.

[tay104]

I'm so tough I voted today.

...without using my hands.

[Comatose]

I'm so tough, I can an entire truck.      


Without any truck.

[yogamoanyo]

I'm so tough, that I'm not tough.

[snot2]

im so tough, i can run some statistics or observe phenomenon and render hypothesis of said phenomenon

[JTBreslow]

Im not tough :c

[Stick Man]

I'm so tough, that i can kick balls

...without any balls(or milk).

[Squiggles]

I'm so tough I made this topic..........

....without any help.

[Tyler66]

I'm so tough, I deleted system32.

...without any milk

[Kapturrith]

I'm Kapturrith.

Anything else?

[Comatose]

I'm so tough, I killed a bear.


Without any milk.

[Acid]

I'm so tough, I killed a bear.


Without any milk.

We should so make this into a meme.

[Stuff Stuff Stuff...]

Without any milk...

[Hectic]

We should so make this into a meme.

[Stuff Stuff Stuff...]

Without any milk...

Inorite.

I'm so tough I made cake...
Without any milk