The Salty Spitoon

[jookbox :D]

I ate a bowl of nails for breakfast.
Without any milk.

I'm so tough i ate the nails AND the bowl.

Oh wait forget you, someone used that.
I'm so tough i can listen to Caramelldansen for five hours. Without any milk.

[Ad Bot]

[WingZero]

I can enter the Salty Spitoon.
without entering the Salty Spitoon

[MegaScientifical]

SHUT YO TELEPORTING ASS UP

What?

[Skip]

I killed the last doorman to the Salty Spitoon.
Without me you wouldn't have a job.
Let me in.

[StarDust]

I killed the last doorman to the Salty Spitoon.
Without me you wouldn't have a job.
Let me in.

WITHOUT ANY MILK

[breadboy]

I'm so tough I can slam a revolving door, without any hands...

[LordCutlerBeckett]

I'm so tough i ate the nails AND the bowl.

Oh wait forget you, someone used that.
I'm so tough i can listen to Caramelldansen for five hours. Without any milk.

I ate the goddamn table and my house without any milk.

[Man 2]

I'm so tough, I eat Teddy Grahams and crap grizzly bears.

[Placid]

I'm so tough I can slam a revolving door, without any hands...

why would you ever bump this topic

[Joker Card]

I'm so tough I can rape your family and your sister without you ever knowing.
WITHOUT ANY RAPE

[AlexGT]

I accidently a bowl of nails.
Without any milk.

[Block Buster]

I ate the milk; without the bowl, spoon, or rusty nails.

[steve5451]

I'm tough.
Let me it. >:o

[MaximumMack]

I'm so tough. I jizzed in my shirt.

Without any Jizz.

[Joker Card]

I once blew up an entire orphanage without any explosives.