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Help, I started up Omegle, and the first conversation is confusing.
Say "SUPERMAN AWAY"

Say "SUPERMAN AWAY"

The person seems too sad to drop off like that. :panda:

Edit: Dude, I just told him my school time. I'm so getting raped.
« Last Edit: November 03, 2010, 06:34:29 PM by MegaScientifical »


Quote from: Omegle
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: Tell me your name.
You: My friends, call me Coach.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
:c
« Last Edit: November 03, 2010, 06:40:20 PM by RNH »

+10 smarty points for mega.

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Stranger: generally i have to go to school today
You:   Oh good.
Stranger: but i ain't go to school
You:   Aw, why?
Stranger: i dont feel that i should be at school anymore
You:  Homeschooling, then?
Stranger: i cannot concentrate on studies
Stranger: nope
You:  Ah, same.
Stranger: my dad had left family when i was 15
Stranger: and my mon doesnt get home often
Stranger: my elder sister works hard everday
You:  What about your friends?
Stranger: i have a friend only
Stranger: not many
Stranger: i went to school for 8 years but have a friend only now
Stranger: i just want to relax today
Stranger: to forget those things
You:  How about... videojuegos?
Stranger: what is it?
You:  Videogames
Stranger: i dont play any videogame
Stranger: just read books usually
You:  Such as?
Stranger: like history
You:  Specifically?
Stranger: about the middle age of europe
Stranger: do you go to school anywyas?
Stranger: anyways*
You:  Yes
Stranger: when do you get home after school?
You:  Early, 10-11 AM
Stranger: and when do you go to school?
You:  like 7 AM
Stranger: oh
Stranger: you just study for about 3 hours
Stranger: thats unbelievable
Stranger: i really envy you
You:  Shouldn't have to.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: have you ever skipped school before?
You:  Yes, for myself.
Stranger: and what have you done at that time?
You:  Sleep o_o
You:  Meh, gotta go. GF requires me.
Stranger: lol
Stranger: oh ok
Stranger: have a nice day
Stranger: byebye
Stranger: !
You: Bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

ou're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hey
You: Are you a female?
Stranger: yeah
You: Boob size?
Stranger: C
You: C? What?
Stranger: 34
You: Asl?
Stranger: 15 f AUS
You: 15 M USA
Stranger: wow ssuuuurrreeeee
You: Okay, I'm joking
Stranger: mhmm
You: 16 M USA
You: :)
Stranger: ok suuuurrreee
You: I'm in AUS right now, and I'm dead serious
You: It's nice in Austrailia. :D
Stranger: yeah
You: Which part do you live in?
Stranger: ur ass
You: I'm around those isl-
You: What?
You: Why would you say that?
You: Btw, pusillanimous individual size?
Stranger: u asked
Stranger: i dunno!
You: Butt size?
Stranger: huge
You: Are you horny? Are you naughty? Are you fat?
Stranger: maybe, yes, and no
You: Hmm...
You: love talk, shall we?
Stranger: yessir!
You: We may be little, but we may talk of it
You: Are you good at sucking?
Stranger: i could bee
You: :D
You: Good at...pushin'?
Stranger: yeaah bbooyy
You: :D
You: Which snake size fits your taste?
You: As in length
Stranger: i dunno.. just not too big. tht pisses me off
You: I go to about 4-6 inches
You: I harden in about 30 seconds, and soften in about 5 minutes
Stranger: okay lets just get to the love talk cuz this DOESNT MATTER
You: Wait...Make the length 3-4. :(
Stranger: hahahaha
You: What's love talk for you?
Stranger: fiinneee
Stranger: just make me want you
Stranger: im hard to get
You: OK GO.
You: GO AND DO IT
You: I'M READY.
Stranger: u startr
You: Nah, I'm not too good
You: I don't know much of it
You: You go first
You: I want an example
Stranger: wtf is wrong with you. u should know how to turn a girl on
Stranger: ur fricken 15
Stranger: i think
You: I do know. And I'm 16
Stranger: okay 16
You: But I want a good girl example for me
You: Set one
You: I need a boner to think straight
You: Go go go.
You: *sigh*
You: Oh, by the way, I love lovey ladies with very smooth skin. They seriously set me ON.
You: They get me so hard...
Stranger: lay down on ur bed, but watch out. dont make me pounce,,, raawwrr
You: Lol.
You: Seriously?
Stranger: i have wicked smooth skin
Stranger: yeah
You: :o
You: BON-ER.
Stranger: wow., i wasnt even trying
You: Do some noises. Of some kind.
You: Lol
You: I know
You: Actually try, okay?
Stranger: noo
You: What?
You: This is fun
You: I have a slight tingle
Stranger: u have to say something now
You: Umm...
Stranger: so tht i know what to say
Stranger: i gotta go. ur such a mufas
Stranger: suucckkeeerrr
You: When you lay down, I will
You: Wha-?
Stranger: see ya
You: I will pound you like no tommorow
Stranger: oohhh baabbbyyy
You: So hard, people will hear at least 1000 yards away
You: POUND
You: POUND. POUND IT.
Stranger: bye
You: POUNDPOUNDPOUND

Stranger: hey :)
You: Hey
You: Female?
Stranger: yep
You: Boob size?
You: pusillanimous individual size?
You: Butt size?

Stranger: HI
You: Are you a girl?
Stranger: YES
You: ASL?
Stranger: 17 F USA
You: Do you happen to be from a forums?
Stranger: MY CAPS LLOCK IS JAMED
Stranger: NO
You: Oh, I'm 19 M USA
Stranger: COOL
You: Boob, pusillanimous individual, and butt size?
You: How hard of a snake do you like?
Stranger: TOO BIG FOR U, TO TIGHT FOR YOU, TO FIRM FOR U
Stranger: I LIKE THEM HARD AS A ROCK
You: Oh no.
Stranger: LONG AND SLIFF
Stranger: STIFF
You: Well, I have hard as rock, and it's 4 inches
You: it's pretty fairly stiff
You: I love big boobs
You: Are you fat
You: Oh, I love big pussies I meant. :(
« Last Edit: November 03, 2010, 06:56:01 PM by ruiner369 »


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You: Im sad :(
Stranger: HELLO
Stranger: YOU WOMEN
You: Why are you yelling at me D:
Stranger: YOU HAVE MSN
You: No?
You: Whats MSN?
Stranger: MESSENGER
Stranger: MSN
You: Never heard of it..
Stranger: FACE BOOK
Stranger: HAVE
You: No, I believe that facebook is full of creeps..
Stranger: WAT YOU HAVE NOTHING
You: And Im 12 and a boy.. :I
You: lolololololo
You: Kbai
You have disconnected.
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Stranger: LOOK DOM I CAUGHT A PWOPER FISH
You: OMG
You: NO WAI
Stranger: IKR
You: GIMME
Stranger: oh wait, i dropped it :(
Your conversational partner has disconnected

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Stranger: hi
You: Hi
Your conversational partner has disconnected
Did I do something wrong?

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: Hey ^^
You: do you have cancer?
Stranger: god , no
You: loving ALIENS
You: THEY CAUSED IT
Stranger: DAMN RIGHT !
You: IS THIS GOING ON THE TOPIC THAT REMINDED YOU OF OMEGLE?
Stranger: brother WUT' ??
You: CAUSE THIS IS GOING ON MINE
Stranger: OK OK ALRIGHT !
You: alright
Stranger: alright mattie
Stranger: everythings is gonna be alright (!)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: asl
Stranger: 15,f,tennessee you?
You: 67, m, europe
You: lol
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You: Hey there.
Stranger: hhi
You: u fat?
Stranger: no
You: YES YOU ARE
Stranger: :D
You: So fat that you pooped a Blockland
You: hello?
Stranger: hello
You: Fatty.
Stranger: im not fat
You: YES YOU ARE DON LIE
You: hello?
You: Hello??
Stranger: na
Stranger: im here
You: ok fatty
You: hey
You: hey fatty
You: i got a joke
Stranger: lets tell me
You: why did the chicken cross the road?
Stranger: ...
You: TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE, FATTY
Stranger: hahahahaha :D
Stranger: but im not fat
You: Fine.
You: Chubby.
Stranger: not
Stranger: im slim
You: skinny butt
You: HEY
You: HEY
You: WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?
Stranger: TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE
You: NO
You: To get to the other side, SLIM JIM
You: Hey
You: Slim Jim, you there?
Stranger: fat
You: ?
You: Fatty have return?
Stranger: yes
You: YES
You: kbainoobitoSLIMJIMFATTY

Stranger: 18/m/sweden ;)
You: IM A MAN
You: ...
Stranger: ME 2

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Stranger: bi 24 m looking for someone to cam with
Stranger: asl?
You: bi?
Stranger: yes
You: Bi loveual?
Stranger: why?
Stranger: yes
You: :o
You: Err..
You: Get your life in check, my friend.   And everything gonna be okay.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: oh my god
Stranger: o.o
You: someone help me
Stranger: why?
Stranger: lOL
You: THE POLICE ARE AFTER ME
You: SEE
You: I ATE ONE OF THEIR BAGELS
Stranger: Whatchu' done?!
You: AND THEY WANNA KILL ME NOW
Stranger: OH YOU IDIOT
Stranger: D;
You: OH GOD HELP.
You: IM ON THE IPHONE APP
WHAT DO I DO?
Stranger: FLEE THE COUNTRY
You: YES SIR
Stranger: GOGOGO
You: WHERE TO THOUGH?
Stranger: Uhmm
Stranger: where are you?
You: I AM IN CANADA
Stranger: COME TO THE UK
You: OH MY GOD
THEY FOUND ME AT THE AIRPORT
You: WHAT DO I DO
You: WHAT DOOO I DOOOOO?
Stranger: SHOOT ONE
You: I HAVE THIS KNIFE
WHAT DO?
Stranger: NO NO USE IT TO DIG A HOLE
You: IM DIGGING AS FAST AS I CAN MAN
Stranger: Just use your newfound powers?!
You: THEY'RE GETTING CLOSER
You: OH GOD YES
You: OH MY FOD
You: FOD FOD FOD
You: I NEVER KNEW I COULD DO THAT
You: OH MY loving FOD
Stranger: ARE THEY DEAD?!
You: ONE IS
You: OH NO
You: I AM OUTTA BATTERIES
You: CANT USE POWERS
Stranger: run to the airport shop get some flowers
Stranger: THEN DISTRACT AND GET ON A PLANE
You: IM THERE
You: OKAY
You: I GOT THE FLOWERS
Stranger: get some roses
You: I THREW IT AT HIS FACE
Stranger: the police man is gay
You: GOING TO GETT ON THE PLANNEEEE
Stranger: OH LOOK WHAT YOU DID NOW
You: ALMOST THEREERERE
You: ANDDDD
You: IM ON.
Stranger: DRIVE THE PLANE THE GUY IS DEAD
You: OH stuff.
You: NOT ONLY THAT
You: OSAMAS ON IT
You: OH GOD WHAT DO WE DO?
Stranger: oh stuff
Stranger: CRASH IT INTO SOMEWHERE
You: THERE ARE INNOCENT CIVILIANS
You: ALL WITH THIER BABIES
You: CRYING
Stranger: OK USE YOUR CHARGED POWERS TO TELEPORT THEM OUT AND THEN AND THEN CRASH
Stranger: OH YOU IDIOT YOU TELEPORTED OSAMA
You: OH MY GOD NO
You: WHERE DID HE GO?
You: OH stuff
Stranger: he's NEAR ME
Stranger: OH CRAP
You: OH MY GOD
Stranger: HE HAS A GUN
You: KILL HIM
Stranger: WHAT DO I DO?!
You: KILLL HIMM
Stranger: WITH WHAT D;
You: STAB HIM TO DEATH WITH THE CLUE KNIFE
You: FROM THAT BOARD GAME
Stranger: HE'S ON MY FLOOR
Stranger: BLEEDING
Stranger: AND I DONT MEAN A PERIOD
You: OH GOD NO
Stranger: D;
You: OH WHYYY
You: WHYYY
You: I SHOULD HAVE NEVER ATE THAT BAGEL
You: NOW
Stranger: you nearly got me killed
You: BABIES ARE CRYING ON THIS PLANE
You: AND I NEEDA FLY IT
You: OH GOD
You: THE COPS ARE GETTING ON
Stranger: OHstuff
Stranger: OK OK
Stranger: JUMP
You: GOTTA START FLYINGGGGG
Stranger: JUMP OFF!
Stranger: D;
Stranger: oh
Stranger: GET FLYING
Stranger: THEN JUMP
Stranger: XD
You: I AM
You: I PUSHED THE COP OFF
You: NOW ALL THE CIVILIANS BABIES ARE CRYING
You: WHAT DO I DOOOO?
Stranger: he crashed through my roof
Stranger: just jump
Stranger: JUMP
Stranger: ILL CATCH YOU
You: OKAY
You: OH GOD
You: IM FALLING
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: brb
Stranger: OOPS
Stranger: SORRY D;
Stranger: at least my beds bouncy
You: OH GOD
You: NOOOO
You: THE BED
You: I BROKE IT
You: oh well
Stranger: NOT MY BED D;
You: its fine i you se- OH GOD ITS BLEEDING
You: OH MY GOD
Stranger: Bitch better pay me
You: THE BED IS BLEEDING
Stranger: NOO
You: CALL THE HOSPITAL
You: GO GO
Stranger: loveY TIME BED
Stranger: *999*
Stranger: THEY SAID THEY'RE ON THE WAY
Stranger: WITH THE POLICE
Stranger: Ohwai-
You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: RUN JOEY RUN
You: YOU GOTTA HELP ME MANN
Stranger: JOEY RUN
You: OKAY
You: UGHHH
You: I BROKE THREW THE WINDOW
Stranger: NO WAIT
You: WHAT NOW
Stranger: HIDE UNDER MY COVERS
You: OKAY
You: GOTTA GET BACK UP
You: OKAY
You: GONNA HIDE NOW
Stranger: OKAY
Stranger: THEY'RE HERE
You: shh
You: im hiding
Stranger: OHNO ITS THE POLICE MAN COMING UNDER
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: RAPE
Stranger: RAPEEE
Stranger: HE SAID love for freedom?
Stranger: do you choose yes or no
Stranger: D;
You: >no
You: ~ open console
Stranger: police man grabbed you
You: sv_cheats 1
Stranger: NYAHHHH *KICKS*
You: noclip
You: wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Stranger: LOL
You: oh god
You: OH GOD NO
You: MY NOCLIP RAN OUT
Stranger: AHH
Stranger: hide under my bed
You: IM RUNNING TOWARDS THE AIRPORT NOW
You: AGAIN
Stranger: OH
Stranger: LOL
You: RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NNNNNN
Stranger: RUN RUN
You: TANANANDADADA
You: BACK TO CANADA
Stranger: run run run
Stranger: your home will be safe
You: GO GO GOOOOOOOO
You: COME WITH ME
Stranger: but
Stranger: im too young to run away
Stranger: NAH WHO CARES
Stranger: :£
You: YEAH
You: RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Stranger: *runs*
You: OKAY WE'RE OUTSIDE MY HOUSE
You: NOW WE'RE INSIDE
You: the end

+10 smarty points for mega.
Thank ye. :D

People keep disconnected from me, though. For some reason, everyone thinks I'm this "asl" guy. :c

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You: Hello.
Stranger: heyy
You: asl?
Stranger: Hannah
You: Ha, I just use asl as a conversation starter.
You: Sometimes.
Stranger: ohh i see
Stranger: whats ur name
You: Ben.
Stranger: cool
You: How are you on this fine evening?
Stranger: mmm really ggoood
You: So..
You: What brought you to Omegle?
You: Boredom?
Stranger: yeahh pretty muchh
Stranger: u guys seem to entertain me on her
You: Oh really now?
You: Is it the "bra siz plz"?
Stranger: hahha i actually havent gotten that yett
You: Really?

Stranger: yeahhhhh
You: You like to fly in airplanes?
You: Uh, hello?
Stranger: haha
Stranger: yeah
You: You have a job?  Let me guess, Law Student! :o
You: Person.. thing.
Stranger: haha
Stranger: well
Stranger: how old do u think i am
You: Hmm.. 15?  I don't know.
Stranger: 16
Stranger: haha
Stranger: i work at a pizza place
You: Coolie.
You: I am an actor, thinking of getting a teaching degree, nerdy, eh?
Stranger: haha i love actorss
Stranger: my mom thinks i should be one
You: You would be a lovely pizza girl :D
Stranger: hahah i am :)
You: I am also a film maker, I am now inspired to make a drama about a pizza girl.
You: Close up of her, face sweaty.
You: Looks scared.
You: Boom!
You: Close up on here hand.
Stranger: hahha
You: She slowly reaches down like she is going to grab a firearm under the table
Stranger: dont forget the flowered shirt
You: But she then moves and presses the 4.99 large button.
You: Bam!
You: She says emotionally,
You: "Is
You: That
You: All
You: Sir?"
Stranger: haha
Stranger: ur a weirdo
You: And then some dramatic music commences.
You: Thank you for calling me a weirdo.
You: Takes one to know one?  huehuehue
You: So..
You: Got alot of friends?
Stranger: yesssir
You: No need to call me sir.
You: Call me Ben.
You: Haha.
Stranger: haha
You: I can tell you either live in the United States, or the United Kingdom.
Stranger: haha US WHADDDUPP
Stranger: where do u live
You: The United States.
You: creepBEAR GO!
Stranger: hah
You: Familiar with Internet Memes?
Stranger: whats that
You: A meme is a fad on the internet.