Another loving Omegle chat thread.

[yogamoanyo]

I said I was a female, now I'm being raped.

[Ad Bot]

[Xia The Ninja]

Thank ye. :D

People keep disconnected from me, though. For some reason, everyone thinks I'm this "asl" guy. :c

Asl = Age, love, Location

[Night Fox]

People keep disconnected from me, though. For some reason, everyone thinks I'm this "asl" guy. :c

Oh, you!

[*Magick* Mage]

Asl = Age, love, Location

Oh. :s

[TheChaosCarrier]

Stranger: hii
Stranger: im,18 female , Greece
Stranger: asl ,?
You: 19, m, USA
Stranger: how are u??
You: Fine.
You: You?
Stranger: whats ur NAME ?
You: Tyler.
Stranger: im, Antonella
Stranger: nice to meet u
You: You too, I like your name. Never heard it before.
Stranger: wanna cam,,?
You: Sadly, I have no webcam. :(
Stranger: id there Antonellahenkel
Stranger: http://bit.ly/cCWbyI
Stranger: add me ther its my profil,
Stranger: wating u there dont forget mee
You: Thanks, I'll check it later, but for now I have to go.
You: Bye.
You have disconnected.

i was being serious about her name. it sounds rather lovely.
dunno about the link though.

[yogamoanyo]

the link is adult friend finer asdfasdf

[TheChaosCarrier]

the link is adult friend finer asdfasdf

srs?
lets go search her and see what she looks like

nvm i have to register :(

[Scarpelt]

Omegle conversation log
2010-11-03
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hi
You: We’re no strangers to love,
You know the rules and so do I.
A full commitment’s what I’m thinking of,
You wouldnt get this from any other guy.

I just wanna tell you how I’m feeling,
Gotta make you understand…

Never gonna give you up,
Never gonna let you down,
Never gonna run around and desert you.
Never gonna make you cry,
Never gonna say goodbye,
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.

We’ve known each other for so long
Your heart’s been aching
But you’re too shy to say it.
Inside we both know what’s been going on,
We know the game and we’re gonna play it.

Annnnnd if you ask me how I’m feeling,
Don’t tell me you’re too blind to see…

Never gonna give you up,
Never gonna let you down,
Never gonna run around and desert you.
Never gonna make you cry,
Never gonna say goodbye,
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.

Never gonna give you up,
Never gonna let you down,
Never gonna run around and desert you.
Never gonna make you cry,
Never gonna say goodbye,
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.

Give you up. give you up.
Give you up, give you up.
Never gonna give
Never gonna give, give you up.
Never gonna give
Never gonna give, give you up.

We’ve known each other for so long
Your heart’s been aching
But you’re too shy to say it.
Inside we both know what’s been going on,
We know the game and we’re gonna play it.

I just wanna tell you how I’m feeling,
Gotta make you understand…

Never gonna give you up,
Never gonna let you down,
Never gonna run around and desert you.
Never gonna make you cry,
Never gonna say goodbye,
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.

Never gonna give you up,
Never gonna let you down,
Never gonna run around and desert you.
Never gonna make you cry,
Never gonna say goodbye,
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.

Never gonna give you up,
Never gonna let you down,
Never gonna run around and desert you.
Never gonna make you cry,
Never gonna say goodbye,
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.
Stranger: aha
Stranger: so you are singing
You: -rickrollcpoypastesnip-
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[DrPepper]

Stranger: want to forget
You: horse
Stranger: what
Stranger: ?
You: octopus
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[TheKhoz]

Stranger:  m lonely,,,,plz care bout me....male18
You: Ok
You: I'm a male too
You: But I like men
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger:  15 f horny cheerleader looking for a roleplay as my brother or sister
You: HEY!!!
You: I'm a guy and a girl
You: So, both
Stranger: age
You: Uh...
You: 12
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[superslayer]

lol i am king at trolling in omegle

Stranger: hi 23 m us
You: hi, 43 f england
You: double D
Stranger: how are you tonight?>
You: oh and good
You: kinda lonely and bored but feeling good
Stranger: aw im sorry to hear that
Stranger: so what time is it there
You: ahh, let me check
Stranger: oh btw i'm pat nice 2 meet you
You: its about 25 till dawn
Stranger: so why are you up so early?
You: like i said bored
Stranger: oh ic
You: and theres nothing to watch in england :/
Stranger: lol ic
You: to much research :/
Stranger: whats wrong with that? lol
You: well... its mainly lesbian or masterbateing females. rarely will you find a male one
Stranger: ohh
Stranger: ic
Stranger: on the regular channels?
You: i guesss... i guess i could get into being biloveual
Stranger: oh yea? haha
You: and yea, the rest are reality shows, gameshows or cartoons
Stranger: oh
You: so, how is it in amarica
Stranger: ohh not so bad work is busy and im single right now so life is ok i guess lol
You: ahhhhhh, you will find her. from what i have seen, you are a nice young man
Stranger: well thank you
Stranger: are you single?
You: yea...my husband left me 3 years ago for some rich skank
Stranger: aw im sorry hun
You: shes rich, she works at a hospital in the morning, a strip club at night
You: im a close second though, being a lawyer.
Stranger: oh cool but that sucks about him leavin u like that
You: its funny, i was trying to get a job as an secritary, when someone noticed that i knew things when it came to law, so i went to law school on a full paid scholarship
You: im sorry if i spell things wrong, my english isn't the best
Stranger: oh wow
You: so, what do they call fish and chips in your country?
Stranger: lol fish and chips
You: what?
You: its quite good
You: i normaly get 3 fish with small plate of chips
You: chips are these thin strips of fried potatoes
You: mmmmmmm
Stranger: cool
Stranger: :)
Stranger: so what do u look like
Stranger: if you don't mind me asking
You: ohh...
You: well... i said this earlyer i have a double D size
You: i'd say im fair, on a scale of 1 to 10 id say im around a 6
Stranger: well... you sound very pretty :)
Stranger: i'm about a 6 or 7 too haha
Stranger: do you have a pic?
You: well... i dont have a cam for my computer. its a slow computer, how would you call it in america.... AH a windows 64???? anyway it takes forever to upload pictures to this computer
Stranger: aw darn
You: i so would though.. you sound like a charming young man
Stranger: :(
Stranger: thanks
Stranger: u sound pretty cute too
Stranger: and i like your double d's haha
You: most people do, they just cant see around them, most of my dates end up with me slapping him for stareing at them :(
You: i can't find someone who respects me
Stranger: lol well i would respect you
You: my husband was the only man i could find who didn't stare at my boobs, but stared at my eyes
Stranger: i see
Stranger: well i still think they're very nice haha
You: thank you
You: tell me, are americans realy more concerned about looks than feelings? like most americans
You: i hear all the time that in america, you dont have the looks, you alone for life
Stranger: well i hope im not that way
You: you don't sound like it
Stranger: tx
You: well...i guess i have to go :(
Stranger: aww really?
Stranger: how come?
You: well... i have a date in the after noon and i need some sleep
You: dont wana show up tired
Stranger: ohh how about just a lil longer cuz i have to go soon too
Stranger: haha
Stranger: but i liked talking to u
You: and i loved talking to you
You: because in the end...
You: We’re no strangers to love,
You know the rules and so do I.
A full commitment’s what I’m thinking of,
You wouldnt get this from any other guy.

I just wanna tell you how I’m feeling,
Gotta make you understand…

Never gonna give you up,
Never gonna let you down,
Never gonna run around and desert you.
Never gonna make you cry,
Never gonna say goodbye,
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.

We’ve known each other for so long
Your heart’s been aching
But you’re too shy to say it.
Inside we both know what’s been going on,
We know the game and we’re gonna play it.

Annnnnd if you ask me how I’m feeling,
Don’t tell me you’re too blind to see…

Never gonna give you up,
Never gonna let you down,
Never gonna run around and desert you.
Never gonna make you cry,
Never gonna say goodbye,
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.

Never gonna give you up,
Never gonna let you down,
Never gonna run around and desert you.
Never gonna make you cry,
Never gonna say goodbye,
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.

Give you up. give you up.
Give you up, give you up.
Never gonna give
Never gonna give, give you up.
Never gonna give
Never gonna give, give you up.

We’ve known each other for so long
Your heart’s been aching
But you’re too shy to say it.
Inside we both know what’s been going on,
We know the game and we’re gonna play it.

I just wanna tell you how I’m feeling,
Gotta make you understand…

Never gonna give you up,
Never gonna let you down,
Never gonna run around and desert you.
Never gonna make you cry,
Never gonna say goodbye,
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.

Never gonna give you up,
Never gonna let you down,
Never gonna run around and desert you.
Never gonna make you cry,
Never gonna say goodbye,
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.

Never gonna give you up,
Never gonna let you down,
Never gonna run around and desert you.
Never gonna make you cry,
Never gonna say goodbye,
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you. i am singing robot, i am build to rick roll you. enjoy the lyrics to the song sir!!!/mam!!!!

[MegaScientifical]

Thank ye. :D

People keep disconnected from me, though. For some reason, everyone thinks I'm this "asl" guy. :c

I'm Mega.

Edit:

You: Got $20?
Stranger: Ya
You: Good, you're going to need it.
Stranger: Ask?
Stranger: Asl*
You: $20 has been charged to your account.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Edit2:

Stranger: hey
You: Hello
You: Would you be interested in brown town?
Stranger: yeah sure
You: With a guy? That's weird.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Edit3:

Stranger: It's all right to tell me what you think about me.
You: You're cite
You: cute
Stranger: I won't try to argue, or hold it against you.
Stranger: lol
Stranger: What's up?
You: Nothing, just being bored
You: You?
Stranger: About the same.
You: Hmm, what do ya wanna do?
Stranger: That depends.....lol
You: You got two pickles and some mayo?
Stranger: Indeed.
You: Good, you're going to need it.
Stranger: Well, maybe just one pickle.
You: $20 has been charged to your account.
Stranger: lol
You: Now initiating Data Transfer...
Stranger: Nice.
You: Connection Established. Sending Misc. research...
Stranger: You make sure all your conversations go in this direction?
You: Error: File GoatSe6.png failed to upload. Terminating OS replication.
Stranger: Christ. Please not Goatse.
You: Error: Virus Scanner found. Uninstalling...
Stranger: Mhm.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Edit3:

You: You haev $20?
Stranger: Hey
Stranger: Yeah
You: Good, you'll need it.
Stranger: What for?
You: $20 has been charged to your account.
Stranger: For what?
You: Thank you for your business transaction, and we hope to serve you again.
Stranger: Ur welcome.
Stranger: One question.
You: Account violation detected, terminating account.
Stranger: How often do u take it up the ass cigarette
You: About once every 3-4 hours. Why?
Stranger: Coz ur a sad motheforgeter.
You: Not that sad, I have your twenty dollars.
Stranger: U wish roosterhead
You: I'd never wish for a rooster head. Maybe you would, but you can't very well buy a lamp without your $20.
Stranger: I spent all my money on ur mum last night.
You: That's odd, me too! Were you the guy she said I had to share with?
Stranger: Haha ur suck a cigarette it's not even funny
You: I know, I'm being serious.
You: You aren't?
Stranger: O and by the way
Stranger: Becaus you just claimed to steal money out of my bank
You: I never said it was the bank.
Stranger: I've track ur ip address and the police will look further into the matter
You: That's odd, me too.
Stranger: Hope you've got more than $20
You: Reported you for hiring prositution
Stranger: I never hired
Stranger: She wanted a nice dinner and a movie.
You: You spent all your money to buy her.
You: Oh, my too
You: You WERE that guy
You: Remember? We made out so she'd get horny?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Edit4:

Stranger: hey
You: You love me, right?
You: You think I'm pretty?
You: Do you? :(
Stranger: yes though i can't see u
You: You can, look out your window
Stranger: haha
Stranger: you are so fun
You: And you are so cute
Stranger: that's very nice of you .
You: Yes, I'm a boy.
Stranger: me too
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Edit5: This one includes the header so you can see the scope of the quote.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: 19 m usa gay
You: 73 f korea bi
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Daedalus]

Whenever someone asks "asl", just respond with "M 91 Disneyland" and you're sure to have an interesting conversation.

[SteamingImpact]

Stranger: Smd
You: research
Stranger: research?
You: plenty, u want?
Stranger: YA
You: get a life....

[Rookie]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: ing.
You: asl;jd
Stranger: Mf
You: Milf?
Stranger: U female
You: yea why
Stranger: Jw wat age
You: 16
Stranger: Same u horny??
You: yes
Stranger: :) were u from
You: UK
Stranger: Were bouts in uk
You: :3
Stranger: I'm from uk too werebouts u from
You: England
You: :3
Stranger: Nice wanna send me naughty pics ;)
You: uh
You: not really :c
Stranger: Y babe
You: im modest
You: :/
Stranger: And it will n fine just one
You: Well
You: ok hold on
Stranger: K
You: -snip- Dearest young child. I am infact a boy. Let me tell you something about the internet, it is too convient to meet a 16 year old girl willing to give you nueds. Im sorry.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

oh my god lol