Another loving Omegle chat thread.

[SteamingImpact]

Stranger: horny guy looking for horny girl, interested?
You: Horny?
You: yeah
You: age?
You: I'm 65 u?
(Leaves)

[Ad Bot]

[Ghøst]

Ah i got a gorgeous brazilian girl chatting with me, How do i switch to Webcam with her!?!

[SteamingImpact]

Ah i got a gorgeous brazilian girl chatting with me, How do i switch to Webcam with her!?!

ITS A LIE!

[JamestheLeet]

Stranger: hey asl?
You: 22 f new york
Stranger: 20 m cali
You: Nice
Stranger: So whats ur name?
You: Jasmine
You: I'm single
Stranger: Oh nice name, My names Giovanni. Im single too
You: My vagina is like an empty hallway
Stranger: Well i could make that empty hall crowded
You: mmk
Stranger: So how do u look?
You: People say I look lovey a lot.
You: And I'm really skinny.
Stranger: Do u have any pics?
You: No, I had a virus
You: Lost everything on my comp
Stranger: ohhh do u have a fb?
You: I live in new york, but I'm currently in sc
Stranger: Oh so wat r yuh doin'?
You: talking to you
Stranger: Wat would u do if i was there infront of u?
You: Jump up and start hugging you
You: Then kissing
You: then i would tell you this was all a joke
You: and I'm actually trolling
You: and I'm male
You: and this is going on a forum
Stranger: oh funny cus im not even 20 and my name isnt giovanni
You: So, we're both trolling
You: Or you want to save your ego
Stranger: nope none of this is true
You: and the fact it was bruised by a 13 year old
You: inb4disconnect
Stranger: y r yuh even on this then little 13 yr old
You: Because, I want to troll

[DrenDran]

There are so many men trying to find women it's loving annoying.

[SteamingImpact]

and thats when you fake ur age and gender :D

[Brickmaster]

You:Hi

Stranger:hi

Stranger:asl?

You:91 M disneyland

Your conversational partner has disconnected

[KadeBL_ID12958]

Thank ye. :D

People keep disconnected from me, though. For some reason, everyone thinks I'm this "asl" guy. :c

NO! THIS IS PATRICK!

[SkullCandy]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hey
You: Hey, wanna love?
Stranger: nah. go forget urself you perv.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Ghøst]

I found the hottest Brazilian girl, She gave me a pic of her tits PM if you wanna be jealous >:)

[Kevin]

I found the hottest Brazilian girl, She gave me a pic of her tits PM if you wanna be jealous >:)

Olol High five for another one to get some chicks tits through the web.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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You: :u
Stranger: hiya
You: Hey
You: SOCKS
You have disconnected.
 

I just realized how bad I am at keeping a conversation going, hence the socks.

[Arcturus]

Stranger:  21 year old male from ny is here nd u ??
You: creep

You: hi
You: cigarettet
You have disconnected.

[MegaScientifical]

Whenever someone asks "asl", just respond with "M 91 Disneyland" and you're sure to have an interesting conversation.

Of course, because your age is a letter and your love is a number. Are you some kind of loving alien?

[Rookie]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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Stranger: lets get down to business
You: to defeat, the huns
Stranger: did they send me daughters
You: when I asked, for sons?
Stranger: you're the saddest bunch i've ever met
You: and you can bet, before im through
Stranger: mr i'll
You: make a man
Stranger: out of youuuuuuu
You: DUN DA DUN DUH DUN
Stranger: :)
You: oh god lol

[MegaScientifical]

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Stranger: i am a horny male looking for a mistress to dominate me with a strap on dressed in latex
You: Me too
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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You: How many fingers am I holding up?
Stranger: 2
You: Nope, 10
Stranger: cool
You: looc
Stranger: ;)asl
You: 37 m basement
Your conversational partner has disconnected.