Just reveiw your facts.
I've smoked weed in the last month (takes 1 month to completely clear your blood system, I've read), and I don't want to get professional help because I'm paranoid about people taking blood tests, even though I know that wont happen.
I also don't want to get help because I don't like real life knowing.
I need to tell someone, and the forum is a good place.
You're also being extremely ignorant and are convinced you are right about me attention whoring. All I'm going to say is; go forget yourself.
Aside from the fact I forgot you smoked, my advice shouldn't be taken lightly. I can understand that you don't want to get in trouble for smoking, but if you are so concerned about your "illness", seek professional help. In the long run you'll benefit from it.
If you don't want to do that, wait a month until your system is "clean", then talk to your parents about it.
As for right now you've ask us for advice, we supplied you with it, but you aren't doing anything about it. This post, to me, looks like a show-and-tell "Look at me! I am unique because of a disorder!" type topic. I'm not trying to sound like a jerk, I'm trying to help you, but it seems as though you are rejecting the advice so that you can keep getting attention.
Plain and simple, we aren't professionals. Sure, we can tell you things, but very little of it will be correct. If you're so concerned, quit wasting your time here and do something about it.