The Spectacular Adventures of Doctor Mike

[Scarpelt]

mike drives

nick shoots

also summon Bruce lee inside a tank to help you

[Ad Bot]

[Mikiyikiy]

"forget yeah I call that gun" Says Nick

"Yeah I have opposable thumbs, it's probably easier for me to drive anyway" You say.



So you're driving, but get this.

A very handsome robot comes after you.



"You gotta be loving kidding" Says Nick

"forget em, with bullets" You respond.



"forget" Says Nick. It's one of those things that doesn't get hurt by bosses.



"Well stuff, this is obviously one of those bosses where one of us has to sacrifice ourselves to win"

You hand your formerly best friend your jacket.



"It's hot, sweaty, and has my inventory up to this point. That's three cans of Cokes, a candy bar, and a NES controller."

"Wait wha-"

You've already jammed Nick into the Nick launcher and attempt to launch him from saftey.



The Robot stands at the edge of the cliff, as if to gawk at your failure. Little does he notice a 5 caliber stick figure about to implode his loving chest.

You decide your last words nicely.

"KNOBGOBBLING forget MINTS I'M ABOUT TO BREAK MY EVERYTHING"











To Be Continued?

[masterockets]

then you find out that mike can use the blast to fly back up/the jeep turns into a boat

[kanew2000]

HOLD ON A KNOBGOBBLING forget MINT SECOND.



LET'S REWIND BEFORE HE PUT NICK INTO THE loving LAUNCHER.

We had no control of those events. I wish to have control of it partly.

Throw nick UNDER the car. Have nick use his power to lift the car above the motherloving ocean.
While nick is doing this,have Mike throw an explosive hadoken at the guy in the robot.

[?]

Nick uses gravity powers to levitate mike to land.

[Mikiyikiy]

Nick can only shift his own central gravity but Mike is awesome and will probably find a way to survive like all those sonic characters that sacrificed themselves.


I'll take care of this when I get home on my own computer.

[?]

Nick can only shift his own central gravity

That's stupid.

[Mikiyikiy]

Your an stupid


why dont you go make your own stupid if you dont like my stupid.




Fine Nick will save motherloving Mike by flying him to saftey.

[masterockets]

but then he catches on fire because nick flys too fast 

[Cybertails1998]

but then he catches on fire because nick flys too fast 

[Mikiyikiy]

"It's probably going to piss my fanbase off if I die" You think to yourself.
"Maybe I won't Die, I think one of the guys in Street Fighter had a weird teleportation move. I think it was
"Yoga fire maybe,"" Yoga flame," Your hair catches fire for a brief second before being doused.


"Something with yoga. Could've been Toga Teleport."



MEANWHILE IN THE SUPER SOVIET STEAM BOT CHEST CAVITY







The player is now Nick. What does Nick do.

[PowerDag]

Slim that jacket. It keeps slipping off of you.

[masterockets]

Use your gravity powers to fly to that gra/ey thing and break it

[.::Taboo::.]

This hat is a drill.
Fly around and just shank stuff, see what happens for fun.

[Scarpelt]

Summon Bruce Lee to assist you