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You go to the nearest port and peek from behind a stack of Marijuana. You see a port worker, the red hat seems to symbolize that he works for the drug cartel.

"Hey Nick" You say

"You should Take that guy's outfit and beat him up"

"Alright" Says Nick

How do you take him out stealthily?
« Last Edit: November 05, 2010, 04:48:21 PM by Mikiyikiy »

You go to the nearest port and peek from behind a stack of Marijuana. You see a port worker, the red hat seems to symbolize that he works for the drug cartel.

"Hey Nick" You say

"You should Take that guy's outfit and beat him up"

"Alright" Says Nick

How do you take him out stealthily?
well, there's no image so I'd say light the drugs.
it won't harm you in ANY way

Set the drugs on fire and run away. :D

>Nick beats him to death with his eye piece.

Kill him with your pointy-ass hair.

Hit a pile of the crack into your face. You should gain extreme focus.
olo american dad reference

Then kill the guy by somehow getting his weapon.

>Nick beats him to death with his eye piece.

Come on Mick, do it.

Squiggles has a vote to merge our stories on his thread, vote yes!

"Hey Mike" Said Nick, you should light these drugs to distract them.

"Thats a great idea!" You say. You light a joint.



"That's not what I mean-"



"Woah Mike, that part where you impaled 3 of those guards with your hair was incredible!"

"I hate every single one of" You feel woozy

"Not you" you say.

"Hey there's an autopilot panel here!" Says Nick

"Crank it up to eleventeen" You say

"Alright"



The Boat starts to whir. This isn't a boat! It's an earth digger! And It's taking you to the center of the earth! It left collapsed rocks behind it to prevent water from getting in.





What happens next? Go to Squiggle's thread and vote!

Your earth digger reaches a stop. Thank god. You lean off to the side and hurl out chunks of hard shell taco, spaghetti, chicken, and macaroni noodles.

"Lets get the forget out of this thing" You say to your friend.


You both exit and walk for a bit, you stay behind your friend grasping at your stomach



You see something in the distance, once you get a bit closer it's to your surprise that it's another human. He's obviously with some sort of excavation machine that took him down here. Maybe you can find the rest of his team and get a ride to the top of the earth where you belong.

"Hey Man, want to borrow a digging machine" You ask

"Wait wha-"

You take that as a yes and throw him the keyring with your digging machine. Your mansion key was on there as well, oh well. Your mansion has biotechnology fingerprint scanners. You're just getting rid of extra weight.

"Later man" you say.



You encounter a tunnel with 2 different paths. what do you do?


Split up, and each of you go into one tunnel.


I'm giving TheWarden (A.K.A. Nick) authorization to produce Nick's story through his tunnels. So don't freak out.

Go find some obsidian and a cigarette lighter in an attempt to GO TO HELL AND FIND SOME DINNER

"Let's split up" you say to your friend Nick.



You crawl into your tunnel, which is a bit unnecessary because there's enough room to walk.



You crawl for a bit and discover A GIANT EVIL FACTORY OSHIEEEEEEEEEEE (Not actual size)



(Waiting for Nick's half, no what do's yet)