The Spectacular Adventures of Doctor Mike

[Cybertails1998]

Nick: Eat your donut monocle, then realize it and go all FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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[Mikiyikiy]

"Hey Jakov, give me a haircut" You point to your hair because Jakov never was good at english


"WHAT? SHOOT YOU IN FACE?" Jakov unholsters his home-made revolver made of part of a revolver and a lot of pcp pipes.



"stuff NO-" You learn your final life lesson: Your hands are not good bullet shields

And just to be a douche the bullet kills your friend too.

[Squiggles]

Become Zoosmel pooplord

[?]

<Go back.
>Punch jakov in the face.

[Mikiyikiy]

I hate to be linear but I already took these photos.

"forget" Those are a nice couple of words to start your afterlife with.

You get up and feel your face to make sure your intact.





You walk along for a bit until you see a desk with a rather unatractive but familar looking woman behind it.

"What's your name hon?"

This is it! A chance to start over in the afterlife! You pick a cool name

"Zoosmell pooplord"



The Secretary looks at you, unamused.

"Mike, cut the crap." She picks up the phone

"Mr. Weapons, I'm sending Mike in to see you".



You walk along for a bit and see something in the distance







You may ask Heavy Weapons Guy 3 questions.

[PowerDag]

> Ask to be invincible when you respawn.
> Ask for your money to be multiplied by two hundred.
> Ask to be respawned at the exact place you were killed, thirty seconds before you died.
> Then, take Jacov's gun right before he shoots you, and shoot HIM. Make sure it's in the eye, and REALLY bloody.

[?]

>Ask for an infinite amount of questions.

[Mikiyikiy]

The Heavy agrees to all your demands and zap you back to life with a POW



You appear back on earth with your friend Nick

"Hey where are we Mike?" Nick asks

"We should be back at the slushie mart" You say as you stare at the ocean



"Hey wait there's something in my back pocket"



"Well stuff, we better find something to do".

[PowerDag]

>Wake up from your daydream, and find yourself infront of Heavy Weapons Guy again.
>Then ask him for these three wishes.

> Ask to be invincible when you respawn.
> Ask for your money to be multiplied by two hundred.
> Ask to be respawned at the exact place you were killed, thirty seconds before you died.

> Then, take Jacov's gun right before he shoots you, and shoot HIM. Make sure it's in the eye, and REALLY bloody.

[TheWarden]

Go to 3fort and engage in comical warfare.

Visit the Grim Reaper.

He's Jamaican.

[Mikiyikiy]

>Wake up from your daydream, and find yourself infront of Heavy Weapons Guy again.
>Then ask him for these three wishes.> Then, take Jacov's gun right before he shoots you, and shoot HIM. Make sure it's in the eye, and REALLY bloody.

You're being a stupid.

Go to 3fort and engage in comical warfare.

Visit the Grim Reaper.


He's Jamaican.

Grim's only allowed to server Billy and Mandy, who are in America.

[TheWarden]

He's in America and he's not allowed to be servants to anyone else but Billy and Mandy.

Oh ok.

Well uh, find the nearest drug cartel and steal their smuggling boat.

[PowerDag]

You're being a stupid.

No, YOU'RE being a stupid.

[Moriarty]

Realize you can fly

[masterockets]

>Call robot cook to fly over to where ever you are and to pick you up