Nick's Amazingly Spontaneous Vacation

[masterockets]

ask him why he didn't take your hat

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[TheWarden]

(No image because it was just be a copy paste and take up space.)

"Excuse me, but why did you leave me my hat?" you ask.

"..."

"You're not actually gonna play the silent game with me are you?"

"..."

"God dammit. I hate Hawaii." you say, annoyed.

[masterockets]

Push yourself over and say "I hate this goddamn hat"

[Mikiyikiy]

Tell the masked figure that his mother wears combat boots.

[TheWarden]

"forget it." you think to yourself, and gun out of the room, making sure not to forget your trusty hat.

You love every hat in the world. Mostly top hats.

The petite fellah gets a few shots off, but misses you on each.



You run out of your dungeon, and hopefully back to the surface.

But not before you dish out the most hurtful insult in the world.

Man you're cool.

[TheWarden]

As you run up the flight of stairs leading to freedom, you realize one of the stray bullets hit the string, and freed you from the chair.

You also found your :SUITCASE:. You hope they didn't remove any of your :PERSONAL ITEMS:.

You seem to be outside of a large factory building.

What do you?

[masterockets]

Check suitcase

[TheWarden]

Well damn.

Seems like they looted all your :PERSONAL ITEMS: except for your :HANDLEBAR MUSTACHE: and :ITEM FINDER:.

What do you?

[?]

Use item finder on beach.
Acquire wepons.
Equip mustache.
Go back into the place you were just in.
Pretend to be one of them.
Get your stuff.
Shoot them on the way out.

[Scarpelt]

summon chuck norris for advice

[masterockets]

That's not a handlebar mustache! where's the handlebars?
and equip mustache on face and itemfinder in hand
turn itemfinder on

[TheWarden]

You equip your :ITEM FINDER: and :HANDLEBAR MUSTACHE:.

Oh yeah boy. Lookin' snazzy as hell.



At the beach, you turn on your item finder and check out what it says.



Golly, would ya look at that.  There's a stash not too far from where you are!



You dig where the :ITEM FINDER: describes the items should be and-

Holy mother of god.

A butterfly knife AND revolver. Hawaii might not be so bad after all.



You're all set to head down from which you arose, and retrieve what is rightfully yours.

stuff's about to get real.

TO BE CONTINUED.

[NickTheSushi]

Descend

[ultimamax]

use very nimble stick fingers to carve the bullets hollow and put in poison
also carve the bottom of your boots the words "zorro" so you can print your signature in the bloody sand after several hawaiian massacres

[Scarpelt]