Text Based Deep Space Adventure (HOLY stuff Stuff's actually happening now?!)

[Tingalz]

>Quiz the giant ships

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>Quiz the giant ships

interpreting as examine
>EXAMINE-GIANT SHIP
>>They are green, with black windshields and many guns on them.
>>Said guns are glowing. Probably not a good thing.
>>They have a phallic nature.
>END EXAMINATION

[Scarpelt]

>Grab belongings, especially Crowbar and 9mm pistol
>Prepare to get on escape pod.

[TheChaosCarrier]

>Panic and find the ship's Captain
>Establish tent

[?]

Do a dance.
Establish tnet.

[TheChaosCarrier]

update noob >:(

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>Grab belongings, especially Crowbar and 9mm pistol
>Prepare to get on escape pod.

>You stuff as much of your stuff into-- Oh wait, you have no pockets. You grab an emergency crowbar just to be safe.
>What is a "9mm."
>This ship is not equipped with any kind immediate escape route, much to the pains of safety experts everywhere.

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[Tingalz]

observe length of ships

[mrlolop]

observe length of ships

long and erect

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observe length of ships

>You'd say they're about 3000ft long. Give or take.

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[Legodude77]

> Go all Gordon Freemon on everyone you see

[Tingalz]

>You'd say they're about 3000ft long. Give or take.

>Get your stuff slapped

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>Get your stuff slapped

>well, you're forgeted.
>cue italians.

> Go all Gordon Freemon on everyone you see

>You grab your crowbar and dash back out into the hallway.
>Already multiple people are going into the halls, generally worried.
>Cue tank theme as a creature runs into the hall yelling "Prosochi katoteron onton, to skafos afto einai pou epitachthike apo to ypsilotero Ourkas agona!"
>oh god what is he saying you don't even
>In any case, you hit him with your crowbar in what you believe to be the head, and he collapses. Problem solved, yes?