Text Based Deep Space Adventure (HOLY stuff Stuff's actually happening now?!)

[Cybertails1998]

examine the thing that yelled jibberish

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[.::Taboo::.]

examine the thing that yelled jibberish

>EXAMINE-WEIRD ALIEN THING
>>About twice your height and body mass.
>>Hard green skin.
>>Thick metalic armor built of hexagons, seems to be malleable.
>>Yellow eyes, now closed due to your BA beatdown.
>>Tail ends in spikes.
>>Overall frightening.
>END EXAMINATION

[Legodude77]

>try to find were it popped out.

[.::Taboo::.]

>try to find were it popped out.

>You push aside the body (jesus christ this thing is heavy) and go through the doorway it came from at the end of the hallway. There is a giant gaping hole in the dorm wall and a room is attached to the hole, presumably a docking ship, and several more of the creatures are staring at you.
>"Ti sto diaolo?" one says.
>what

[Legodude77]

>try to talk to them

[.::Taboo::.]

>try to talk to them

>"uh... Hello?"
>"Poio einai to leei...?"
>"Nomizo oti milaei Anglika...?"
>"o thee mou, einai."
>well that was effective.

[Legodude77]

there's only one thing left to do.






dance
(am i the only one replying?)

[Tingalz]

Tell them to speak normal or end up like the other guy.

[.::Taboo::.]

Tell them to speak normal or end up like the other guy.

>"SPEAK ENGLISH OR I'LL BASH YOUR BRAINS IN"
>They laugh and point at you.
>yeah, they aren't going to take you seriously.

[Tingalz]

Take one out with a good blow to the head to show them that you mean stuff.

[.::Taboo::.]

Take one out with a good blow to the head to show them that you mean stuff.

>You smack one in the head with your crowbar like you did the first one.
>"Oooooh, skata, oti den eenai kalo."
>"eee, kyria, na eiste prosektikoi me afto to pragma."
>"Yparchei kapoios edo xerei pos na miloun Anglika?! Afti ii skyla einai trelo!"
>...
>"Yo, boro na kano! Hey lady, stop doing stupid stuff like that, we need our people!"
>oh hey, mission success.

[Tingalz]

do it again

[Legodude77]

ask why they didn't speak english in the first place.

[Cybertails1998]

ask why they didn't speak english in the first place.

this, seconded and thirded

[Donro98]

this, seconded and thirded

^