I found it!

[Whittle]

I found her in my bed.
I lost infinity.

I shredded it!



I lost my mom to 4th stage colon cancer

No but really my mom is dead :(

[Ad Bot]

[Anti-Block]

I found it!


Where did I misplace my deathnote eraser?

[Orion]

Nowhere! You cannot erase names from the Death Note!

I lost my magick

[Arcturus]

i found it in this bump

i lost my virginity

[Proog]

I found it in this used condom.

I lost my will to live. (trololo emos)

[TeslaCoil]

Do it.

I lost a paperclip.

[.Aeris.]

I found it in this used condom.

I lost my will to live. (trololo emos)

I found it next to my bullwhip.
Same for Tesla hurr.

I lost my job. /notreally

[Man 2]

I found it... It was on my memory card.

I lost my memory card.

[Skyfrost]

I found it in your memory bank

I lost my cat

[The Doctor]

I found it in my dogs belly



I found PC

[TechnoPop]

I lost MAC

I found an idiot who put he found something twice.