Cruise ship stranded in ocean and towed to safety.

[Parallel]

Apparently it was terrible. Oh the sadness, the pain. There was no electricity, everyone couldn't use the elevators, the stairs had to be used instead! Oh the humanity! No one could shower for two whole days! People smelled terrible! Oh the pain. People couldn't eat gourmet food for 48 hours! They had to eat spam and toaster pastries! Dear lord, oh God save these people! Apparently, if the ship continued for another day, people might have had to...

miss their flights. Gulp.

Discuss.

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2010/11/carnival-splendor-passengers-reach-land-have-stories-to-tell.html

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[Shinedown]

I detect a hint of Sarcasm here...

[Raeyok]

Apparently the cruise was a magicians' cruise.

And the first boat that came to save them also broke down.

CONSPIRACY

[Night Fox]

I detect a hint of Sarcasm here...

No, completely sincere.

[Chriz]

Apparently the cruise was a magicians' cruise.

And the first boat that came to save them also broke down.

CONSPIRACY

ALL MAGICIANS MUST DIE!

[keonesan]

Complete refund AND a free cruise? stuff, can I be stranded on a cruise ship for two days? :D

[Roknrollwill]

Complete refund AND a free cruise? stuff, can I be stranded on a cruise ship for two days? :D

Count me in

[D3ATH]

Sounds like right out of horror movie.

[lordician]

Oh the pain must've been unbearable!