Omegle : Talk to strangers! And see the sad amount of men trying to find girls.

[brawlman14365]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Why hello there
Stranger: hello
You: Cupcakes
Stranger: are good
You: And tasty-full
Stranger: agreed.. yummm ;)
You: Have you ever Tryed cinnamon On Cupcakes?
You: They taste HEAVENLY
Stranger: Really.. I should try..
Stranger: Cupcakes taste good with anything
You: Bacon?
Stranger: Bacon and Cupcakes?
You: Heck yes.
Stranger: Odd combination, but I love both so why not..
You: Sooo. Did you come here from the Blockland forums or
You: Somthing else
Stranger: Something else.
You: Right thenm
You: Thenm
You: YES
You: I HAVE MADE A WORD
Stranger: D:
Stranger: Osmsauce.
You: Heckyes.avi
You: Err
You: Are we supposed to be doing somthing?
Stranger: I dont think so..
You: k
You: I have a wii zapper
Stranger: Me too.
Stranger: Let's zap each other.
You: DONT ZAP ME BRO
Stranger: WHY NOT MAN
You: BECAUSE MAN
Stranger: DUUUDEE COME ON
You: MAYBE
EVENTUALY
Stranger: WHY NOT NOW?!
You: IN
You: I
DO
You: NOT EVEN
Stranger: COME ONNNNN
Stranger: *zaps*
You: NOT EVEN
Stranger: TOO LATE
Stranger: I ZAPPED YOU
You: TOO BAD I HAD A KEYBOARD SHEILD
Stranger: MY WII ZAPPER CAN GO THROUGH YOUR SHEILD
You: AND A TINFOIL SHEILD
You: Because Nobody
You: Likes roasted nuts
Stranger: Yeah those suck.
Stranger: JUST LIKE YOUR SHEILD
You: NO U
Stranger: NAHHH BROOO
You: NO U BRO
Stranger: *zap zap*
You: SAY HELLO TO MY BUCKSHOT
You: FOR THE NINTENDO WII
Stranger: OH YOU WANNA GO THERE HUH
You: YES
MAYBE
Stranger: *throws wii bomb*
You: WHAT THE SENCE MAKE?
Stranger: IT MAKES SCENE
Stranger: *SENSE
You: SCENE
HECK YES
MAYBE
Stranger: FOR SURE BROO
Stranger: NOT JUST MAYBE
You: For some reason I thought that said "Brjoo"
You: asdsadf
Stranger: The wii bomb got to you.
You: no u
Stranger: HOW ME?!
You: YES U
Stranger: NO YOU
You: NO YOU
Stranger: YOU MANNNNNN
You: snake
Stranger: pusssayyyy
You: FAT
You: FAT
FAT
Stranger: EW U LIKE FAT PUSSAYY?
You: NO
Stranger: yo bro.. thats wrong.
Stranger: you just said.
You: U FAT-GET
Stranger: you wrote fat fat man.
You: I'm more retarted than usual
Stranger: Ah, aren't we all
Stranger: so .. you DONT like fat pussay?
You: heck no
Stranger: then what do u like
You: Fat breasts bro
Stranger: what about the pusillanimous individual broo
You: tiny bro
Stranger: good choice
You: http://pt.jikos.cz/garfield
Stranger: waz that bro
You: every garfield comic
You: evar
Stranger: what the heck bro..
Stranger: garfield is sick
You: forget you
Stranger: whoa man whhy
Stranger: sick in a good way bro
You: heck yes
Stranger: good
You: WELL I'M BOARD SO BIE
Stranger: THEN DO SOMETHING BRO
You: KBIE

I'm more of an idiot than usual

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[-Pablo-]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Hi
You: Hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: hihi
You: Do you support the national socialist cause?
Stranger: not really, do you?
You: Yes
You: Would you be willing to donate
Stranger: I think the cause is kind of dead, hate to disappoint
You: to the national socialist foundation of America
Stranger: Probably a lost cause at this point, it's been a few years since that ideology was popular
You: You can get Kmart gift cards depending on how many Jew you've killed
Stranger: That money would be better spent towards the campaign to legalize marijuana
You: I see
Stranger: Don't you agree?
Stranger: I mean, killing jews? That's cool and all
You: Marijuana is a leaf
You: Killing
You: Is better then a leaf
You: :3
Stranger: Nah man
Stranger: Marijuana is a whole plant actually, the leaf is just the symbol of it
Stranger: And I think it's more fun than killing
You: Killing is fun
Stranger: Have you ever killed a man in cold blood, son?
You: Killing is a good guy he solves crimes and doesn't afraid of anything
Stranger: Okay /b/tard
You: WE'RE DOING THIS MAN
You: WE'RE MAKING THIS HAPPEN
Stranger: Doing what?
Stranger: The national socialist cause?
You: No
Stranger: Or /b/?
Stranger: Or marijuana?
You: That was Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff quote
You: :C
Stranger: What was?
Stranger: Sweet bro and hella jeff I've never heard of that
You: ur mom
Stranger: You're
You: hueh ueh ue\
You: loolsdfjladskf
You: :cookiemonster:
You:
Stranger: huh?
You: LOL
Stranger: why the :
You: I'ma drama you
You: See you in drama section
Stranger: ♥
You:
You: :icecream:
Stranger: I skeeter so hard that they call her patty mayonaise
You: HURRY GET BEFOR :cookiemonster: GETS IT
You: LOLOL
Stranger: what is this i dont even
Stranger: I'm 12 and what is this
You: Oh god
You: epac fail lol xd rofl!!1!!1!
Stranger: yeah pretty much
Stranger: dude my Fender Mustang Rock Band 3 guitar is coming today
Stranger: 102 buttons of FURY
You: Dude
You: Rock band
You: more like
You: stuff
You: PABLO
You: IS BETTER
You: THEN TREE
You: YEAH
You: HEAR THAT RAINBOW
Stranger: Yeah but when they come out with the real guitar you can play Rock Band with next year that will be the stuff
You: I BEAT YOU
Stranger: Gotcha
You: Combo breaker
You: :c
Stranger: Yeah dude real guitar rock band what now gonna be forgetin awesome
You: Wait
You: whay
You: what
Stranger: (If you actually play guitar)
You: AH
You: I'M BURNING
You: SAVE ME WHILE YOU CAN
Stranger: AAAAAAAH
You: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Stranger: I can't save you

[Mr.jacksaunt]

JESUS CRIST, I JUST TALKED TO A DUDE USING WEBCAM, HE WAS HOLDING OUT HIS richard

[popman98]

Stranger: hey
You: hai
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You: SANTA
Stranger: A Wild Stranger appears !
You: slow typer
You: lol
You: IT's a slowtyper!
Stranger: Stranger uses confusion.
Stranger: It's super effective
You: dun dun DUN
You: stranger is confused
Stranger: Wild Stranger has feinted.
You: lol'd
Stranger: Stranger is evolving !
Stranger: Dun dun dun dun dun........
You: Stranger is typing...
Stranger: Stranger evolved into Troll !
You: YAY
You: oooh
Stranger: Troll wants to learn a new move but already knows 4 moves,
Stranger: Delete old move to make room for new move ?
You: hell yes
Stranger: What move would you like to delete
Stranger: M
Stranger: F
Stranger: Lol
You: the worst :o
Stranger: Poo
You: POO!
Stranger: Troll has forgot Poo and learnt Nerd Rage !
Stranger: A Wild Stranger appears !
Stranger: Troll uses Nerd Rage
Stranger: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Stranger: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHv
Stranger: It's not very effective.
You: dun
You: DUN
You: DUUUUUUN
You:
You: Wild stranger fled
Stranger: Cookie is Super effective !
Stranger: Troll fainted.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Medicat]

You: What is air?
You: Really..
Stranger: i want to lick your richard
You: I want to know the joke
You: I dont have one.
Stranger: then i want ti lick your pusillanimous individual or you either don t have one?
You: You just contradicted yourself, child enthusiast
Stranger: you are such a smart bitch:))

[Shinedown]

Wow...first guy i see on video chat...was Jacking Off....

[Medicat]

This one was funny...

Stranger: Hey. :]
You: I PRESSED THE CRUISE CONTROL BUTTON HOW TO TURN IT OFF!?
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[Medicat]

Stranger: HAI THAR I WANNA RAEP YOU NAOW
You: What the forget?
Stranger: CMMON NOAW
You: Im male dumbass
Stranger: THEN PUT LIPSTICK ON YOU AND TAEP YOUR SACKX BACK!
You: Who the forget are you? The creepBear?
Stranger: IM GOING TO RAEPZ YOU IN YOUAR SLEAPZ! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!! :)))))GOOD Ol'FAHSIONED RAPEO))))
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I guess the man was a child enthusiast (Duh)

[Medicat]

Hi medi! c:

Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hi
Stranger: 21/m
You: I AM OMEGLE LOL WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaa
You: jk

[Medicat]

Hi EazY (Surprisingly Where both using my account AT THE SAME FKING time)
Aslo we comment on this alot O.o

[Medicat]

Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Bitch beat me to it. :C

You: a
You: s
You: d
You: f
Stranger: Marry me ?
You: beat you to it
You: no
You: loloololl
Stranger: *Self Delete*
You: PAPAPAPAPAPAPAPA

[Masterlegodude]

Medicat, stop multi-posting, there's an edit button for a reason

[*Magick* Mage]

I like actually talking to those on there. C:

[Medicat]

I'm going to black my cam out again.

[Altered]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: I LOVE U
Stranger: WILL U MARREH MEH 8D
You: no :c
Stranger: what,..... ?
Stranger: b-b-but....the italian food i made...
Stranger: a-and the
Stranger: the
You: i don't know who you are ;-;
Stranger: purple lighting
Stranger: an-and all the candles
Stranger: from pier 1 ...
Stranger: and even the ROSES !
Stranger: THE ROSESESESESESESESSS D:<
You: im sorry
You: just this isn't a great time
Stranger: -stands up and starts messing up all the food arrangments and plates-
Stranger: -throws spaghetti at u-
Stranger: HOW DOES IT FEEL >:L>?!?!?!
You: it feels bad
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