You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: Mommy told me not to talk to strangers..
You: You are in the woods with an axe and a ham sandwich. A bear finds you and has rabies. What do you do?
You: GOGOGO
Stranger: OH god
Stranger: ummm
Stranger: umm
Stranger: cutt off the bears hand and feed it the ham sandwhich
Stranger: then run
You: Nice move!
You: Sadly
Stranger: sadly?
You: The bear manages a critical strike (-1 HP)
You: You flee
Stranger: AWWW FUHHHH
You: Oh No!!!!
You: You fall into a pitfall trap!
Stranger: OH GAWD I DIDNT KNOW THIS
You: What do you do?
You: OH NO
You: A WILD MICHAEL JACKSON APEARS
You: WHAT DO YOU DO?
Stranger: Oh no, I tell him im not ready to go to neverland~
Stranger: and strat doing the thriller
Stranger: and then use my spidey senses to climb trees,
You: He says "Screw this" and molests YOU!!!
Stranger: and spit my web across
Stranger: to safety
Stranger: NO
Stranger: HE WONT TOUCH ME
Stranger: CAUSE
You: YOU LOSE (-20) HEALTH
Stranger: NOOO!
Stranger: NOOO!
You: YOU MANAGE TO FLEE HIS richard
Stranger: SPIDEY NEVER DIES!
You: ARE RUN LIKE THE WIND
You: and*
You: WHAT DO YOU DO NOW?
Stranger: RUNN TO THE NEAREST GAS STATION, AND TELL THE ARAB THAT WORKS THERE I NEED A GUN, THEN GO BACK AND SHOOT THAT
Stranger: MOFO!
You: The arab says screw you and shoots you
You: You manage to dodge
Stranger: NO
You: You see a broken bottle of beer on the table
You: What do you do?
Stranger: Grab that and run like the wind, slitting everything in my path
You: OH NO!!! YOU FIND A EVIL WOMAN AT THE END OF THE STREET
You: SHE HAS A GUN
You: AND SHE
You: *FREEZE*
You: What do you do?
Stranger: I USE THAT VOMIT THROWING STUFF FROM LEFT4DEAD
Stranger: YEAh
Stranger: H*
You: AS SHE SHOOTS YOU
You: YOU THROW A MOLOTOV AT HER
Stranger: I DODGE THAT stuff
Stranger: YEAH
You: YOU DODGE
Stranger: YEAH
You: AND THEN
You: A WITCH APPEARS
You: YOU HAVE A AXE, A BROKEN BOTTLE OF BEER
Stranger: I CHOP THE BITCHES HEAD OFF
You: THE BITCH DODGES AND WANTS love
Stranger: ID forget HER stuff ALL NIGHT, AND LEAVE IN THE MORNING.
Stranger: ONE NIGHT STAND
Stranger: 100+ points~!
You: HE INFECTS YOU
You: SHE*
You: Lucky you
Stranger: ahh fuh, lucky i had a condom (;
You: it only started
You: There is a antidoe
You: but its
You: Called
You: "Piss"
You: WHADDAYA DO?
Stranger: I USED IT OF COURSE, ANYTHING TO UNINFECT ME
You: Amazing
You: You find a hot woman with a gun, appearing to be the last one uninfected except for you
Stranger: I walk up to her, seduce her, and forget her until the sun rises
You: She has a shotgun
You: think
You: Alright
You: You 2 go to look for survivors
You: YOU SEE A TANK
Stranger: oaky
Stranger: okaay*
You: THERE IS ANOTHER SURVIVOR
You: YOU RUN INTO THE BUILDING WITH HIM
You: AND HER
Stranger: THREEESOME!
