Author Topic: Omegle : Talk to strangers! And see the sad amount of men trying to find girls. (Read 169688 times)

Medicat · November 15, 2010, 02:54:31 PM

I found night fox!111!!1

Stranger: hi im 16 male and im bi
You: Are you night fox? ;))))))
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Stick Man · November 15, 2010, 02:57:26 PM

OP is right:

Stranger: Are you a girl? If so, are you a girl who pretends not to think about loveual things? If you're a dude, kindly move on and don't waste our time with an insult. It really is a waste of our time.... c'mon, buddy.... lol
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Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Medicat · November 15, 2010, 03:08:32 PM

I had the most awesome conversation ever, but i lost it.

TeslaCoil · November 15, 2010, 03:09:48 PM

I actually found a girl on this.

A legit one.

Medicat · November 15, 2010, 03:10:40 PM

Stranger: r u a horny girl?
You: YA
Stranger: nice, im a horny male
You: I'M A 6 YEAR OLD GIRL WHO'S HORNY LOL RAPE ME <3
You: jk
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Quote from: TeslaCoil on November 15, 2010, 03:09:48 PM

I actually found a girl on this.

A legit one.

What they say?

Medicat · November 15, 2010, 03:15:10 PM

actually open with "brb watching research"

Stranger: Hey
You: brb watching research
Stranger: lol
Stranger: Bye then
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

skelolego229 · November 15, 2010, 10:46:34 PM

anyone on right now?
say socks when you open
then i will reply
ROOT THE SQUARE

Daedalus · November 15, 2010, 11:10:36 PM

Quote from: skelolego229 on November 15, 2010, 10:46:34 PM

anyone on right now?
say socks when you open
then i will reply
ROOT THE SQUARE

I'm on

dawngaward0110 · November 16, 2010, 12:18:45 AM

Stranger: HI
Stranger: asl???
Me: Do you like Pok�mon? :D
Stranger: Yeah I love it itss awesome :D
Me: I'm glad you do.
Me: BECAUSE I HATE IT.
(I disconnected)

I was laughing so much I couldn't sleep.

skelolego229 · November 16, 2010, 12:28:01 AM

Quote from: dawngaward0110 on November 16, 2010, 12:18:45 AM

Stranger: HI
Stranger: asl???
Me: Do you like Pok�mon? :D
Stranger: Yeah I love it itss awesome :D
Me: I'm glad you do.
Me: BECAUSE I HATE IT.
(I disconnected)

I was laughing so much I couldn't sleep.

Hahah u so funi EXSD

no but really, No.
you suck at trolling omegle people

you: 6 m afgahnistan
stranger: ...
you: mommy says i should take a grenade to the mean US army men like daddy did for allah
stranger: WHAT KIND OF PEOPLE ARE YOU, YOUR MOTHER IS A SICK MONSTER
stranger disconnected

now that...that is trolling
so who wants to go for a sTROLL?

Papa EPAL · November 16, 2010, 01:08:44 AM

Stranger: Hey asl
Me:YOU ARE NOT CIRCUMCISED YET MASSIVE friend

Another:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: YOU ARE NOT CIRCUMCISED YET MASSIVE friend
You: U MAD
You: LOLOLOL
Stranger: im a F
You: TROLLOLOLOL
Stranger: F for cigarette!!
Stranger: IM GARY MOTHER loving OAK!
You: LOLOL
You: SCRE YOU
You: YOU HAS TEN BADGES
You: forgetAAAAAAA
Stranger: MAGIKARP! I CHOOSE YOU!
You: DITTO I CHOSE YOU
Stranger: use harden, then sleep powder, then pound and drill peck
You: DON'T YOU MEAN POUND?
Stranger: what's up? :))
You: nOTHIN
Stranger: USE SPLASH BITCH
You: ISUMMON GAY GUY DANCING ON HIS BAC KYARD
Stranger: IT'S SUPER MOTHER loving EFFECTIVE
You: YOU ARE DOOMED
You: I USE SODOMIZE
Stranger: IS THIS THE REAL LIFE? OR IS THIS FANTASY?
You: I USE MICHEAL JACKSON
Stranger: MAMA!
You: OOH YEAH WHO's BAD
You: sv_censoredhawtlove
Stranger: URL?
Stranger: Y U NO GIVE ME TUMBLR URL?
You: I TXT YOU
You: I TXT U URL BUT Y U NO GET IT
Stranger: I NO C
Stranger: wtf?
Stranger: sorry :))
You: BU THEN WHO WAS MAIL???
You: MAYBE U WAS MAILK
Stranger: I DON'T EFFIN' KNOW, K?
Stranger: FALSE!
Stranger: B!
You: THE WORLD WILL NEVER KNOW
Stranger: D!
You: THE GAME
Stranger: ANTARCTICA!
You: THE GAME
You: THE GAME
You: THE GAME
You: THE GAME
Stranger: i won in the robotics camp in our school :D/
You: DI YOU USE A CONDOM?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: disco fuccka
You: DON'T WORRY
Stranger: forget you
Stranger: BIIIIIIIIIIITCH
You: SHE'S NOT PREGNET
Stranger: I WANT HER PREGNANT
You: I CHECKEEEEEED
Stranger: SO SHE'LL DIE
Stranger: A PAINFUL DEATH SO I COULD EAT MY FIRSTBORN SON
You: THEN YOU'LL PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD
Stranger: k
You: CRIMINAL SCUM
Stranger: WHY? CUZ IM BLACK?
You: Would you like to pay cash or credit card?
Stranger: I MAY BE ASIAN BUT IM NOT BLACK
You: CHICKINCHICKIN
You: TOYS R US SUCKS
Stranger: CHILL
Stranger: IKR!
You: BUT I'M COOL MAN
Stranger: LOVE DOESN'T EXIST
Stranger: IT'S A LIE MADE BY FOOLS IN STRIP CLUBS
Stranger: AND CONDOM MAKERS
You: P3/\/0R
Stranger: i am so random
You: Y U USE NO CONDOM
Stranger: I DID IT INSIDE
You: IS CONDOM YOUR D4D?
Stranger: WE WON AGAINST 4CHAN BITCH
You: NUUUUUUUUU
You: THE GAME IS A LIIIIIIIIIE
You: LIELIE
Stranger: I STILL HAVE MOTHER loving HOMEWORK
Stranger: imma play farmville
You: THEN WE WILL FIGHT IN THE SHADE
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

In the end we "fought" in the shade
MEHEHEHEHEHEHE

Stick Man · November 16, 2010, 05:50:56 AM

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hi
You: Wanna hop on the Magic School Bus?
Stranger: where are you come from
You: Let's go to Afghanistan to help my daddy fight off the mean old US army! :D
Stranger: cool
You: I have 2 M16s
Stranger: i am chinese
Stranger: china'
You: Wait, your from china?
Stranger: do you like china
You: I like the Great wall of china!
Stranger: yes i from china
You: O stuff!!!
Stranger: have you been to china
You: THEY'RE IN MY HOUSE!!!
Stranger: what
You: HELP ME DADDY!!!
You: OH NO!!!!
you have disconnected.

ShadowsfeaR · November 16, 2010, 09:16:35 AM

Quote from: Papa EPAL on November 16, 2010, 01:08:44 AM

oh god so epic

Herrerarausaure · November 16, 2010, 03:42:55 PM

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: idfyuhgugsugfkeskudfygvkjfyfv ukysdgvyjfsegvsdhkjgkvufhfukh dfjhgbsdfyjgjfklurhob;igjroghro;sdfghguihuk
You: sdfvhbsdjhfbsdkfhbsdkfhbskdjf hbjsdfbsdjhfbsdf
Stranger: geurgyidfuhi;ghfeioshjgfjgjhikfgjhhghghghg hgghfdujlrgb
Stranger: ]
You: sdvklllllllllllllllllllllllll lllllllllllljsldkvjslkvjsldvj sldkvjsldvjskdvjlskdvsdvsd
Stranger: 2fdhghhghghghghgghhghgghghghg hghghghghghghghghghghghghghgh ghghghghghghghgh
You: ████████████████████████████████████████v
You: ಠ_ಠ
You: ಠ_ಠ
You: ಠ_ಠ
Stranger: forget
Stranger: \U
You: socks?
Stranger: WANNA HAVE love
You: forget OFF creepBEAR

That was one of my cleanest converstions on this... until after the ಠ_ಠ

Name is Unavailable · November 16, 2010, 04:04:24 PM

Stranger: DNB-EMILY
You: lolwut?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

o_O