Author Topic: Omegle : Talk to strangers! And see the sad amount of men trying to find girls.  (Read 169246 times)

Stranger: Hi
You: 。◕ ‿ ◕。
Stranger: Uguuuuu~~
You: Hnnnnnnnnng
Stranger: HHNNNGGGG
You: TOUCH ME DOCTOR
Stranger: NO
You: YES
Stranger: ...
You: 。◕ ‿ ◕。
Stranger: http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/1685/051cd.jpg
The link leads to this:

Which means I was talking to a forum member?

Stranger: Hi
You: 。◕ ‿ ◕。
Stranger: Uguuuuu~~
You: Hnnnnnnnnng
Stranger: HHNNNGGGG
You: TOUCH ME DOCTOR
Stranger: NO
You: YES
Stranger: ...
You: 。◕ ‿ ◕。
Stranger: http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/1685/051cd.jpg
The link leads to this:
-snip-
Which means I was talking to a forum member?

You: Want me to steam up my wiener and stick it in your buns?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: he
Stranger: y
Stranger: m or f
You: Want me to steam up my wiener and stick it in your buns?
Stranger: hell yeah
You: Ima female
Stranger: imma male hahahaha
You: Well forget you i don't have any
You: My boobs are gone
You: I cut them off
Stranger: any what but ok when nd what time im ready
You: And i glued a snake to my body
Stranger: oooooo snake sounds good
You: :c
You: You
You: Sick
You: forget
Stranger: u must be loveYYY
You: I KNOWOWDHFIPFHAOPFH
You: DHKLFHAKGHJG JGNIOHIGOY GIPN B(PN _B(
Stranger: fvbpeqvbqev
Stranger: hahahah ur funny
You: HHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN G
You: Ino
Stranger: dky
You: Kthxbai
« Last Edit: January 04, 2011, 06:47:05 PM by KadeBL_ID12958 »

Stranger: heeey ;)
You: I swear to god if you say ASL i will track that location down and go to your house in a clown suit and forget your ass up.
Stranger: hahahahahahah m/f?
You: That's pretty much the same as ASL
You: Getting clown suit
Stranger: sorry

Stranger: Hi
You: 。◕ ‿ ◕。
Stranger: Uguuuuu~~
You: Hnnnnnnnnng
Stranger: HHNNNGGGG
You: TOUCH ME DOCTOR
Stranger: NO
You: YES
Stranger: ...
You: 。◕ ‿ ◕。
Stranger: http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/1685/051cd.jpg
The link leads to this:

Which means I was talking to a forum member?

O mai gawd,
hi :D

The text chat tends to be lollerful. Me and this person had a wizard battle while smashing lightbulbs and saving te persons elephant

I think I just had a relationship over the internet. O_O"


You: hey.
Stranger: hy
You: u female?
Stranger: last time i checked ;)
You: Well why the forget are you not making me a sandwich?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


« Last Edit: January 04, 2011, 09:57:18 PM by xavit12 »

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: I take off my wizard's robe and hat...
You: omg thas hot
Stranger: it's also common and well known
Stranger: are you new in the internet?
You: yus
You: i gotz comp yes
Stranger: and you use it to cyber on omegle?
Stranger: great use of your time
You: i got nutin to do
You: :(
Stranger: you could attempt to have a meaningful conversation on omegle
Stranger: instead of cyber
You: well i am trying to talk to u
You: not make out
You: GOSH
You: TALK TO MEEE
You: :C
Stranger: right
Stranger: calm down
Stranger: relax
Stranger: chillllll
You: I TOUGHT YOU DIED
Stranger: I may have some treasure for you...
You: YOU WORRIED ME
You: OMG
You: I WANT TRESURE
Stranger: then you must answer three questions
Stranger: What is red, round and soft?
You: soft
Stranger: no
Stranger: What is red, round and also soft?
You: no
You: RED IS A COLOR SILLY
Stranger: ...
Stranger: the answer is a ball
Stranger: but fair enough
Stranger: second question
Stranger: What is black, hard and revolutionary?
You: BLACK IS ALSO A COLOR
You: DO I WIN NOW?
Stranger: no
Stranger: the answer is a gun
Stranger: last question
Stranger: what is your name?
You: Dee Litious
Stranger: Oh no, not quite
Stranger: the correct answer was John
Stranger: sorry, no treasure
You: NOOO
You: BUT WAI
You: I LOVE YOU
Stranger: Oh noes!
You: NOOO
You: DONT LEAVE ME
Stranger: right
Stranger: now you are just being weird
You: BUT
Stranger: Go talk to a woman god damn it!
Stranger: not me!
You: IVE LEARNED SO MUCH ABOUT YOU
You: I LOVE YOU
Stranger: I know the perfect man for you actually
You: SO DO I
You: YOU
You: !!!
Stranger: No, I don't swing that way
Stranger: Yet, at least
Stranger: Maybe in the future
Stranger: Who knows...
You: WHY CANT THAT BE TODAY
You: RIGHT NOW
Stranger: meh
Stranger: the caps are starting to get boring
Stranger: very boring
Stranger: change the tone please
You: buuut
You: there is no other way to express my love
Stranger: you don't get on omegle to express love!
Stranger: you do it to, uhm, troll others!
You: YES I DO!
You: NO
Stranger: I guess
Stranger: they are the same thing
Stranger: but still
You: i come here to see guys fapping
Stranger: no caps
Stranger: right
Stranger: I assume you are guy though
Stranger: which means its odd
Stranger: just odd
Stranger: even though its completely untrue
Stranger: and we both know it
Stranger: its still loving odd
You: but
You: but
You: but
You: buuuuut...
You: ;c
Stranger: what what
You: I LOVE YOU
Stranger: I LOVE YOU TOO
Stranger: ok there
Stranger: are we done now?
Stranger: can we move on?
You: there is an intense love inside of me burning for you!!!!
Stranger: you should get that checked out
Stranger: burning insides
Stranger: are usually a bad sign
You: they are burning for you
Stranger: they are burning for the crusade
Stranger: right anyway
Stranger: the time I am spending here talking nonsense with you
Stranger: is time I could be spent asking people if they like huey lewis and the news
Stranger: and then proceeding to quote American Psycho
Stranger: while they are confused
Stranger: because they are ignorant
Stranger: which means, I shall be disconnecting now
Stranger: have a good night! or day!
You: DONT YOU DARE
Stranger: oh right
You: DONT HOVER YOUR MOUSE OVER THAT DISCONECT BUTTON
Stranger: you coming after me now?
You: YES
You: I GOT YOUR IP
Stranger: I could Alt+F4 though
Stranger: lol
You: socks
Stranger: bah
Stranger: I am so bored
You: no you are not
Stranger: yes
Stranger: yes I am
You: no
Stranger: why not?
You: because this is the source of your life
Stranger: this is the waste of my life
You: its not like you got a girlfriend to bang
Stranger: heh
Stranger: no, not today I guess
You: PFT
You: O PLEASE
Stranger: she's staying at hers today
Stranger: probably a good thing
Stranger: means I don't get a headache
Stranger: from listening to her
You: then break up with her
Stranger: no
Stranger: she's cool
Stranger: just annoying sometimes
Stranger: everyone is though
Stranger: if I was out looking for the perfect girlfriend I'd die
Stranger: it's not gonna happen anytime soon
Stranger: so we make do with what we have
You: make do with me :3
Stranger: my friend
Stranger: I am not interested in men
Stranger: -_-
You: ...yet!
Stranger: probably wont be for many many years
Stranger: so don't stand around waiting
You: i probably will
Stranger: the sad thing is
Stranger: I'm gonna disconnect
Stranger: which means this whole thing will be gone
Stranger: sad, but true
You: save it
You: and show it to your grandchildren
Stranger: why would I do that?
Stranger: its shameful xD
Stranger: might be gay by then!
You: SO
You: THEY WILL LOOK FOR ME
You: AND MAKE YOU HAPPY
Stranger: they will look for Stranger
Stranger: they will never find him
You: NO
Stranger: I've talked to dozens of Strangers tonight
You: THEY WILL LOOK FOR DEE LITIOUS
Stranger: Dee Litious
Stranger: is an epic name actually
Stranger: might call my children that
You: so you are going to change your last name to Litious
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: Mr. Litious
Stranger: right
Stranger: disconnect
Stranger: bye bye mr. litious
Stranger: twas fun
You: I WILL NEVER FORGET YOU STRANGER
Stranger: good
Stranger: never forgive
Stranger: never forget
You: NEVER
You: <3
Stranger: alright
You: <3
Stranger: bye bye now
You: /me kisses
Stranger: for the horde
Your conversational partner has disconnected.



tl;dr:
I told the guy that I loved him and we had a conversation about love and how he would maybe be gay in the future and that he was going to change his name to Dee Litious.

Sorry for Double Post

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Stranger: neways hope destiny makes us meet ,,,, m coming to mumbai next week for n exam...it was a nyc coincedns with u...be proud of ur country buddy its realy good....tc b.bye....n ur a good guy be who u r..ne grl wud want u,,,girls like natral n honest guys,,,
You: snake
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

and now for the most productive conversation i've ever had:


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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: yes
Stranger: yep
You: uh huh
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
« Last Edit: January 05, 2011, 04:16:37 PM by Shinji »

If you see me, i'll be saying Bricks.

If your are from blockland and i find you, say are made of Blockheads.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: hey
Stranger: hey
You: asl?
Stranger: 23m
You: 21f
Stranger: location?
You: chicago
Stranger: do you have big breast
You: um
You: yeah
You: do you want a pic of me?
Stranger: cool
Stranger: yes
You: k lemme find one
You: http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/1685/051cd.jpg
Stranger: ok
Stranger: wait... that's really you? ew your breasts arent big, they just look like moobs

OH MY GOD LOL.
The picture was this: