Author Topic: Omegle : Talk to strangers! And see the sad amount of men trying to find girls. (Read 169580 times)

Miga · December 12, 2010, 07:06:58 PM

Stranger: Are you under the age of 25?
You: no
You: no wait yes
You: no wait
You: I DON'T KNOW ANYMORE

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Gh�st · December 12, 2010, 07:10:51 PM

Just tell me Please!

ThePickleJar · December 20, 2010, 04:03:50 PM

Here's mine:
You: hi
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: how are you ?
You: allahuacbar
Stranger: you want to talk to me ?
You: heil Riddler!!!
You: asl
Stranger: you are Riddler ?
You: omfg u iz creephfile
Stranger: you are german ?
You: i iz Riddler bow down 2 meh jew
You: dai j00
You: heil
You: allah u ackbar
Stranger: what stuff is this ?
You: pineapple

ThePickleJar · December 20, 2010, 04:10:39 PM

Nikki · December 20, 2010, 04:18:56 PM

I keep getting AFK people on here... :c

TALH-Films · December 20, 2010, 06:27:52 PM

I Went around on video chat with this once
i tried to get a reaction out of people
the closest i got was a guy saying "good for you sonic, you killed mario"

wolfbreeze · December 20, 2010, 06:36:58 PM

I haven't got the log, but some kid called me a "ritard" so I destroyed his self esteem by commenting on his spelling. We got into this long fight about him being a fat rapist using omegle to molest girls, then he sighned off, and spelled "goodbye" incorrectly.

packersfan682 · December 20, 2010, 06:43:00 PM

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: Hi
You: boom
Stranger: Ow
You: name a price
Stranger: No thanks
You: yes
You: name a price
Stranger: 5
You: no
You: too little
Stranger: Yes
You: you give me more
Stranger: How about 0+no disconnect?
You: nah
You: to little
You: you give more
Stranger: Why do you need a price?
You: because i don't give this stuff for free
Stranger: What stuff are you referring to?
You: that stuff in your hand
You: you know what i mean

ThePickleJar · December 22, 2010, 12:12:27 PM

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hi!

i am male.

are you female and wanna see my richard on cam2cam?

You: i'm your mom
You: your grounded
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: wanna see my richard mom?
You: no
You: do your homework
Stranger: already done
You: or i'll sell you to a creep

otto-san · December 22, 2010, 12:52:37 PM

You: hi
Stranger: ohey
Stranger: freaking type bitch
You: can i test a pic
You: http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/1685/051cd.jpg
You: it's me
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: hi
Stranger: Hello
You: Do you want a picture of me?
You: c:
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I tried.

Phillips · December 24, 2010, 06:02:57 PM

Quote from: otto-san on December 22, 2010, 12:52:37 PM

You: hi
Stranger: ohey
Stranger: freaking type bitch
You: can i test a pic
You: http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/1685/051cd.jpg
You: it's me
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: hi
Stranger: Hello
You: Do you want a picture of me?
You: c:
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I tried.

gee your as gay as jack black

Jacob 123456789 · December 24, 2010, 06:09:48 PM

Quote

You: Hmm
Stranger: have you been naughty or nice?

You: I wonder
You: if I'm
You: A handicap
You: I THINK I AM
You: K
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You: ASDF
You: ASDF
You: ASDF
You: ASDF
You: ASDF
You: ASDF
You: ASDF
You: ASDF
You: ASDF
You: ASDF
You: ASDF
You: SGIJSIHNIUAHGAIOJHYIRMYHKNWRY HKNEJKGHKSDNJFNJNGADHGIOUSRNH UIONHYASUOERYNHSUFNHJNHISORNH IAQNIERONHJOENHJDFNHJNAIYNHJR INHYSINFHKNHANOINREYIONUHYNTU JNHJASNAJDGNSFHNIUSRHDFJKNHFS JGNAIUENGHUSNRHDNFHKCVHMNSIFO NHIONHIOTNEUIOWNYOIAQNYOIENTG DFNHJKNHCVIJONHIOSANHORINHFRT ONHJISNHIOSFNHAINHIRUOSHOSFNI NHIRNJYHINSRHIODFNHIANIOGHENR HOINTDOIHNAONOINHKFDNKGHBVBKD IOHANAGMLXNGM<XCNHAHRNSOUNHDSONHIOANGIORNYO%INJHNRKLSGNFGLSFKGIO%$NY^K#&NKLWRYNELRKNYL#%KN&LK#^@NLKQNTYKN^QL$KNREGHDFJGNSDAGA
You: HMM
You: I WONDER WHAT'S FOR DINNER
Stranger is typing...

Ahahahahahahaha

Specever · December 24, 2010, 06:12:21 PM

Quote from: otto-san on December 22, 2010, 12:52:37 PM

http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/1685/051cd.jpg

Genius.

steve5451 · December 24, 2010, 07:48:37 PM

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: y
Stranger: hey
You: Don't talk to me like that
Stranger: ok
You: I know what you're all about.
Stranger: cool
You: With your attitude
Stranger: thank you
You: Trying to rape little girls while eating chocolate cake.
You: You disgust me.
You: :D
Stranger: who doesnt
You: Oh, GOD
Stranger: i know you dream about it
Stranger: you mum told me
You: Only once.
Stranger: oh yeah
You: I dream about you.
You: :D
Stranger: thanks
You: You're in almost all of my dreams
Stranger: your in 1/10th of my dreams
You: Usually taking part in saving my life, then I reward you.
You: With
You: Stuff. :D
Stranger: stuff aye
You: Yeah
Stranger: that sounds loveual
You: Yep
Stranger: i can handle that
You: D:?
You: Don't break my heart!
You: Please!
You: I love you!
Stranger: i luv u more
You: =D!!
Stranger: we should get married
Stranger: today
You: You mean...WE'RE NOT!? :O
Stranger: no we are not
You: D:
You: Let's get married right now! :D
You: Christmas day!
You: How special!
You: :D
Stranger: it will be amazing
Stranger: more presents
Stranger: WOOHOO
You: YEAH! :D
You: But before that
You: I have AIDS
Stranger: what a great present
You: Mmhm
You: :D
Stranger: i cant wait to get aids
You: :O!!
You: :D
Stranger: my arms are sore
You: Then stop masturbating. :D
Stranger: lol
You: Lol
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i cant control myself
Stranger: i just get out of control
You: :O
You: Oh God xD
Stranger: lol
Stranger: is it bad if im horny
You: Nope. I am too
You: /lies
You: So lets get married now. :D
Stranger: ok
You: Then...Lets celebrate...
You: =D!
Stranger: how
You: You know how. ;)
You: Just like in my dreams!
Stranger: i cant wait
You: I've been dreaming of this moment for years!
You: I can't believe it's about to happen!
You: Let me just dump my other 4 girlfriends.
Stranger: ok
You: Ok, done.
You: I kept 2 though.
Stranger: cant wait
Stranger: great
Stranger: i will use them
You: 4 some
You: Woo
Stranger: great
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

._.

deadpossom · January 04, 2011, 06:16:13 PM

BAUMP

Stranger: My windows look into your living room.
You: hi
You: wat
You: do you like squirrels
Stranger: Where I spend the evening watching you get youtself clean
You: :3
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: asl
You: Do you like squirrels
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: Do you like squirrels
Stranger: love them
You: orly
Stranger: yup
Stranger: do u?
You: yup
Stranger: cool
Stranger: not gonn work if ur lookin 4 a mess ;)
You: wat
You have disconnected.

Stranger: hi!
You: do you like squirrels
Stranger: yes, i do u.u
You: yay. I can't find anyone here who does TT-TT
Stranger: so sad... squirrels are funny u.u
You: ikr
Stranger: who are u? :P asl?
You: i reject to say anything else :3
You have disconnected.

Nobody on Omegle likes squirrels. :c