Omegle : Talk to strangers! And see the sad amount of men trying to find girls.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: I KNOW ABOUT THE AFFAIR!
You: which one?
You: huh?
You: OH GOD
Stranger: you know which one. don't act like you don't now what i'm talking about.
You: OHMYGOD
You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: you should keep your messages with a better password.
You: wat?
You: socks
Stranger: exactly. so predictable. if you dont want people finding out about these things, make a better password
You: MY LIFE IS RUINED
You: WHO ARE YOU?!
Stranger: I'm God.
You: WHAT DO YOU WANT
You: O_O
You: Scheize
Stranger: i want you to realize the horrible decisions you made were horrible decisions.
You: they were?
You: like drinking coca cola at 8am?
Stranger: thats not that horrible. i know a girl who drinks it at like 5:30AM
You: S*** SHE BEAT ME TO IT
Stranger: her days run 5:30 am to midnight. everyday man.
You: crap. Two bad news in two minutes
Stranger: I know.
You: anything else?
Stranger: If Santa Clause and a smart blonde jump into a pool, who's splash is bigger?
You: I
You: Don't
You: Know
Stranger: Neither exist.
You: LOL
You: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You: This is awesome
Stranger: I know, right? so. now that you've been confronted by the holy one, will you think before you make stupid decisions?
You: Yes I will
Stranger: good. this is Jimmy right?
You: *secretely hides strawberry condoms*
Stranger: BAD.
You: -_-
Stranger: love isn't bad.
Stranger: love with multiple people before you're married is bad. don't do it. or you'll burn in hell.
Stranger: but those strawberry condoms.. how are those?
You: Never tried them
Stranger: wtf?
Stranger: oh Jimmy
You: wtf wtf?
Stranger: you are Jimmy, right?
You: Yes
Stranger: okay, just making sure.
Stranger: so why do you have the strawberry condoms if you havn't used them?
You: I planned to use them
Stranger: by cheating on your girlfriend.
You: errr... yes.
Stranger: YOU ARE HORRIBLE>
You: I am?
Stranger: yes. that is so wrong
You: Three very bad news: Someone know about the affair, someone drinks coke earlier than me and now, I'm horrible.
Stranger: YES. HOW COULD YOU CHEAT ON LINDA!
Stranger: exactly
You: She's not Linda...
Stranger: WHAT.
Stranger: ....
Stranger: well, let me tell you a story here.
You: something must have gone wrong
You: anyway
Stranger: obviously.
Stranger: anyway, story time
You: it's Jenny
Stranger: the guy i love and i aren't even together. but i refuse to date anyone because God told me to stay true to my feelings for him.
Stranger: erm.
Stranger: wait.
Stranger: that was wrong.
Stranger: I am God.
You: Re-Organize your files
Stranger: ummm..
Stranger: oops.
Stranger: my files are perfectly organized. I KNOW ALL.
You: well...
Stranger: the story posted above
Stranger: thats of the girl who drinks soda before you
You: If they were, you would have known
Stranger: just so ya know
Stranger: wehatever
Stranger: i have a lot of people to look after.
You: *Thinking of Murder*
Stranger: NO MURDER IS WRONG
You: Sorry!
You: Couldn't stop myself
Stranger: .......
Stranger: how old are you
You: I am 19.0363788936882222 yearzs old
Stranger: bullstuff. tell the truth.
You: oh. which truth?
Stranger: how old are you.
Stranger: for real
Stranger: i dont keep files on that
You: Jimmy?
Stranger: YES
You: or me
Stranger: JIMMY
Stranger: wha t
Stranger: ......
You: gtg
Stranger: you said you are jimmy.

It's rare to get these people. That convo was awesome


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: Monkey?
You: Support the national socialist Cause today!
Stranger: Sounds terroristy.
You: First five jews will get you any $20 item at Kmart!
Your conversational partner has disconnected

Hahahahaha.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: hi
You: socks
Stranger: hello
You: where did you find omelge from
Stranger: yahoo answers
You: hop on the magic school van!
Stranger: u
You: okai
You: ms lolol lets go1
You: where do you wish to go stranger
Stranger: um jupiter
You: ok
You: lets go!
You: weee
Stranger: ya!
You: oh no a asteriod!
Stranger: look out
Stranger: !
You: luckily the van turns into a black hole!
You: we are saved!
You: i think
Stranger: LUCK!
You: watch out arnold you almost died~!
Stranger: wow
You: ok we're on jupiter now
Stranger: kool but...... theres nothing but rox
Stranger: and acid rain
You: and its a gas planet
You: oh well we
You: died
You: the end!
You: =D
Stranger: uh oh spagettios
You: ahh
You: from above
Stranger: ahhhhh
You: with the do bleh bleh!
You: runrunrun
Stranger: ok!
You: go to that tree that happeneds to have a door!
You: *huff*
Stranger: oh no i tripped on a rock aaaaa tsssssss aaaahhhhhhh tssssss ahhhhhhhh tsssssss ahhhhh
You: ttsssss
You: dont worry
Stranger: it hurs
You: i have the magic wizard to heal you!
You: he came from that bomber!
Stranger:  yay wizzard!

You: yay
Stranger: yay
yay
You: ok hide inside the tree before the do bleh bleh attack!
You: gogogo
Stranger: oh k
Stranger: aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhh
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhh
You: wut
You: did you trip on a rock
Stranger: ok safe
You: ok
You: now be really quiet
Stranger: WHAT!
Stranger: I CANT HEER U AL CUZ THIS QUITNESS!
Stranger: AND YELLING!
You: ok
You: wear these heaphones to help
Stranger: oj now i kan heer u thanks
You: kk
Stranger: oh no is thst a avalanch!
You: OH NO A TANK IS KNOCKING THE TREE OVER
You: Not a avalanche
You: A TANK!!!

You: fhtasec4wtht7
Stranger: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh im alergic to tanks
You: nooo
Stranger: achoooo
You: what do you do: A): stay inside B): tickle the tank or C): run awai
You: you have 10 seconds to answer or else you will die
Stranger: b
You: ok
Stranger: tikle tikle tikle tikle
You: you tickle it and it blows up for no reason
You: !!!
You: but sadly
Stranger: yay we win!
You: yay!
You: THE END
You: i gtg
You: wait
Stranger: yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: ok r u late fr brekfast
You: yeah
You: bye
Stranger: ok cya   


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hey, 20 m here
You: I don't really care.
You: ...
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Well that was boring.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Hello.
Stranger: hi
You: ...
You: Goodbye.
Stranger: bye
You have disconnected.

I laughed a good bit at the next one.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: monday
You: no ur a nigr
Stranger: hahaha learn to spell monday
You: I can spell.
Stranger: that's why you're a monday
Stranger: you can't spell
Stranger: monday
You: But I'm not of Black heritage.
You: I can't be a monday if I'm not black.
Stranger: still a monday
You: Your argument is invalid.
Stranger: I'm always right
Stranger: and you're a monday
You: Prove it.
You: Prove both of those.
Stranger: see it works out
Stranger: what monday?
Stranger: prove what?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


I wasn't in the trolling zone for this. Hilarity may not ensue.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hi
Stranger: hi???
You: Hello
Stranger: asl?
You: -1, unilove, in your worst nightmare.
Stranger: stuff
You: I WILL KEEL YEW
Stranger: kinda scared
You: ARRRRgh
Stranger: but not really
Stranger: nice try
You: It was a good effort.
Stranger: for sure
Stranger: id give u an A+
You: i not ur studnt hurr durr
Stranger: lol
Stranger: kay...
Stranger: so whats up?
You: The sky.
Stranger: clever -.-
You: Indeed.
Stranger: lol
Stranger: asl?
You: 1,294,816, unilove, outer space
Stranger: kay...really...
You: It takes you so long to type "L, O, L"
You: You're really bad at it.
Stranger: ...
Stranger: it takes me like a second...
Stranger: im probs not typin wen it says i am...
You: It shows up two minutes after you type it, then apparently.
You: Okay, my real asl is this.
You: 36, male, behind you.
Stranger: ur not behind me...i checked
You: MADE YOU LOOK.
You: Baibai.
You have disconnected.
« Last Edit: November 16, 2010, 07:03:08 PM by PowerDag »

You: Hi
Stranger: BITCH PLEASE.
You: lol
Stranger: YALL NEEDS TO SIT YO ASS DOWN
Stranger: SHUTTHE forget U
Stranger: O
Stranger: P
You: lol
Stranger: AND SUCKA richardool kids klubKK
Stranger: DAS RIHGT HOE
You: This is funny
Stranger: have a wonderful day
Stranger: : )
You: :)
Stranger: well thank you!
Stranger: PEACE NIG.
You: :D

Stranger: IMMA TYPIN IN ALL CAPS
Stranger: WOO!!!!
You: CAPS LOCK FTW
Stranger: YEAH
You: HEAY
You: Socks
Stranger: HEAVY FROM TF2
You: Socks
You: The Game
You: Blockland
Stranger: YES BEYATCH
You: WHATS YES
Stranger: MINECRAFT

Fellow member, much?

If anyone on Omegle says "block" you reply with "land" so we know who is who

I just had a really weird, and kinda cool discussion today.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: ho
You: hey
You: how're you doing?
Stranger: m/f?
Stranger: good
You: alien
You: i got balls & vagina
You: sorry
Stranger: i hav gun
You: how is it living on your puny planet
You: mine is much bigger haha
Stranger: AK 47
Stranger: machine gun
You: sorry forcefield
You: we learned from pokemon you know..
Stranger: i don knw
You: them basterds always use protect
Stranger: howz ur balls?
You: they are ripoffs of our planet
You: great
You: they are purple
Stranger: how many balls u hav?
You: sorry
You: only 15
You: some are purple
Stranger: oh i like it
You: some are yellow
You: ah counted
You: 7 are yellow
You: the rest is purple
Stranger: my gun is 6 inch long
You: great
Stranger: do u ant it?
You: i had a gun when I was younger
Stranger: kk
You: it was built in my ballsack
You: balls as ammo
You: so i lost about 174 balls in the war
Stranger: wts ur age now?
You: tough question
You: stopped keeping track at about
You: 81211 years ago
Stranger: oh gr8
You: thanks
You: my friend from earth brought me a internet connection
You: so i could communicate with him
You: and others
You: i'm very happy with it
Stranger: how many times u had love wuth him?
You: we aliens connect to each other with our veins
You: i have a gf
Stranger: k
You: we had love a few times i guess
You: weird question :/
Stranger: u r lesbian?
You: no
You: i'm a guy
Stranger: den u hav gf?
You: alien kind
You: i said
You: i have balls & a vagina
You: we put our balls in the others spirital orbs
You: and bam
You: we're doing it lol
Stranger: k explain.
You: it isn't very different from your planet
You: sector 4 is really close compared to others
Stranger: u keep as much as possible flowers in my hears.....
You: oh
You: flowers are beautiful
You: my gf brought me one from sector 4
Stranger: i eat flowers
Stranger: u?
You: can you eat them?
You: how?
Stranger: yes my fav
You: it makes my innersecretanum orb feel kinda weird :/
Stranger: it is big story
Stranger: i cant explain
Stranger: it
You: you humans still put food in your mouth right?
You: isn't that kinda unhandy?
You: i mean
You: you inhale through your mouth too right?
You: what if the food is too big
Stranger: when i went near sun i got mutation so i eat it
You: wow
You: i've never seen mutation on earth
Stranger: k
You: you know
You: you humans aren't that bad
Stranger: so i landed on sun nd came back
You: my gf said people KILL each other everyday
You: isn't that just terrible?
You: hehe
Stranger: yes
You: if sector 2 comes to you people
You: you'll be screwed
Stranger: wt abt u?
You: meh
You: we never hurt each other
You: only when other sectors attack
Stranger: kk
You: is my english good?
Stranger: hav u seen movie avatar?
You: movie?
You: ohh yeah
You: my gf brought a few
Stranger: yes very good:)
You: not sure if avatar was between thgem
You: you humans really need to pull your act together
You: do not fight
Stranger: u dont hav freedom i think so..
You: you'll need each other when another sector attacks
You: we do have a lot of freedom
You: the only problem here
You: is people kiss and do it with eachother right on the street
You: which is a bit weird
Stranger: oh like it
You: i guess it's an alternative to killing hehe
Stranger: den?
You: den?
You: what's a den?
Stranger: then?
You: ohh
You: people try and stop them
You: but usually
You: they get away haha
Stranger: k i wil try
You: you humans do have a lot of video games right/
Stranger: yes
You: i think all those colors are just beautiful
Stranger: do u want it?
You: i got one
You: a gameboy color
You: i think
You: the logo is a bit faded out
You: i really like tetris
You: i play it from time to time
You: by the way
You: the people who were against us in the same sector
You: we had to lock them up and send them away
You: so our sector would be a better place without them
Stranger: k u ask ur gf abt most wanted game its good
You: ok
You: she's coming over soon
You: she's not that into kissing and doing it though
Stranger: u r most wanted on earth.
You: she just gives innerwarmth to me
You: really?
Stranger: yes?
You: to be honest
You: since humans always fight
Stranger: yes
You: we never go to them
You: or allow them on my planet
Stranger: whare is ur planet?
You: sector 4
Stranger: whr it comes?
You: hmm
You: maybe for you people
You: lemme get converter
You: it's on a website you people can't get on lol
Stranger: k grt lost man........u r lier
You: ever heard of dinlavwindea?
Stranger: no
You: oh
You: ok then
You: but for you people
You: it's way to far away i think
You: maybe when you guys find out technology we use
Stranger: do u know bangalore?
You: bangalore?
You: what is that?
Stranger: search in google
You: one sec
You: it takes some time to get on google
You: sector lag
You: i dislike it
Stranger: its the big city on earth
You: wow
You: is it like your main place for exchanging?
You: i heard people like exchanging
Stranger: it covers half of the earth
You: wow
You: that's really amazing
Stranger: ya amazing
You: ah it loaded
Stranger: did u got it
You: wow
You: it looks like one of our cities
You: very high developed
Stranger: most of the softwares r from here
You: is tetris from there too?
Stranger: i dont know
You: since it is so highly developed
You: it's probably from there
You: i guess haha
Stranger: may be
You: i need to go to school soon
You: it's pretty far away
Stranger: k go hav a gr8 day
You: ok thank you person
You: bangalore looks beautiful
You: also
You: if you want to reach our sector some time in the future
You: you might want to try lightspeed first
You: or maybe timetraveling
You: goodbye
Stranger: light speed means?
You: ah
You: you people don't use yet?
You: it's really fast
Stranger: no
You: so fast that if you close 4 lids for really short
You: you wont be able to see something that goes with light speed
Stranger: we use some physics
Stranger: in physics
You: physics?
You: is phisics not just gravity?
Stranger: ya
You: oh ok
Stranger: den>
Stranger: den?
You: well I need to go
You: we're leaving a few 60rounds in advance
You: good bye
Stranger: bye
You have disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: haai
Stranger: wanna forget
You: totally bro
You: go get the fajgadnjgda
Stranger: m or f
You: ur mom
Stranger: okay then so i wont finger myself
You: wat
Stranger: im a girl
You: lies
Stranger: fine bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected
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You: iz it cuz im blak
You: srsly
Stranger: or so i've heard
You: cuz im blak
You: why u disrespecting me
Stranger: idk
You: cuz im blak eh
You: hjhfafajkadg
Stranger: ur black really?
Stranger: im asian
Stranger: im chinese hbu
You: hbybhbyb
You have disconnected
« Last Edit: November 21, 2010, 07:36:03 AM by alex dude »

Stranger: hello
You: ...
Stranger: ...
You: .....................
Stranger: ............................. ................
You: ...!
Stranger: 8==============D ~~~~
You have disconnected.

Buttons aren't working...? D:

You: Ohai
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 

What the forget
Also

Stranger: hi
You: ih
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
« Last Edit: November 22, 2010, 10:53:04 PM by KadeBL_ID12958 »

And Stranger: hey
You: Stranger: hi
You: ih
Your conversational partner has disconnected.(I said this part)
You: Ohai
Stranger: wtf
Your conversational partner has disconnected

Think I just met my twin brother. O.o

Not literally...Just so alike me! :D

Stranger: Hey
You: Hey
You: ... o.o
Stranger: o.o?
You: =o
Stranger: >.>
You: :3
You: Block
You: Better not ask me my ASL crap. >:U
Stranger: ^_^
You: =o
Stranger: ASL?
You: RASOJFKGDS
You: Rawr.
You: Hurr
You: ^.0
You: o.O
You: ?!?
Stranger: You speak dinosaur too?
You: Yes
You: RRaaawwwwrraa
Stranger: Raaawr?
You: RRr.AAWWR
You: RRaawr
Stranger: Rawrawrr
You: Raw...AAWWRROOR
Stranger: Woah
You: Yus.
Stranger: dude that was deep
You: Yeah
Stranger: rofl
You: My roflcopter goes?
Stranger: soisoisoisoisoi
You: WOO
Stranger: i r mastur cheef
You: AWESOME
You: !!1
You: Zomg. Brb for liek 5 sec. Kay?
You: Kay. I iz back
Stranger: Lol
Stranger: On to more serious topics
Stranger: Magnets, how do they work?
You: The + and - = ??
You: :D
You: U
Stranger: Miracles
You: Woo
You: Yus. Miraclz
You: As you can see, my name says 'Stranger.' But on my screen, it's 'You'
You: And Vice Versa.
Stranger: Are you a male, like with the snake. or the other one, with the vagina
You: Intense.
You: Lolz, both
You: Jk
Stranger: oh shi-
You: xD
You: Male. :3
You: Don't disconnect me?
You: :c
Stranger: as am i
You: :o
You: Everyone iz all liek 'als!11'
You: Then I'm liek 'Gtfo you child enthusiast'
You: :c
You: Rawr
Stranger: No, more like. "U horny female" I KNOW ALL HORNY GIRLS GO ON OMEGLE
Stranger: ALL DAY
You: :U
You: It's not a dating website. >:U
Stranger: Or a research website, i just got off one, i dont need another
You: Lol, yes. Exactly!
You: You have Steam? :U
Stranger: Yes, except I dont know my name
You: O.O
Stranger: wait
You: !11
Stranger: yes i do
Stranger: [No Steam Name for You!]
You: !!1- :o
Stranger: :D
You: :D
You: What games do you have? :U
Stranger: Gmod, CS, Medal of Honor
You: GMOD
You: Woo
Stranger: I lurves that game
You: :D
You: Me too! :D
Stranger: so much fun loving with people on the RP servers
You: RP yus
Stranger: PERP lite
You: :o
You: Did you get the invite?
You: :o
Stranger: im not on my desktop
You: =U??
Stranger: no steam on here
You: ZomgHax
You: Whacha on?
Stranger: I l33t h4x0r
Stranger: netbook
You: Lol yes.
Stranger: too small to run any games
You: I iz on laptop.
You: I can run Gmod fien.
Stranger: i couldnt, no graphics card on this
Stranger: cant even run morrowind
Stranger: its just for 4chan, omegle, facebook, skype, all that kinda stuff
You: Ofcourse it has a graphics card. Just a really crappy one built in! :D
You: K00L
You: /gif/
You: Ftw
Stranger: lol
Stranger: /b/
You: :3
Stranger: has corrupted my mind since 2007
You: Awesomeness.
Stranger: woah, this computer is frying my genitals
Stranger: hold on
You: O.O xD
You: ROFL
Stranger: Ok
Stranger: fixed
You: Cool
You: That made my day.
You: F0r r33lz
Stranger: Look up the song, I Will follow you into the dark by Death Cab for cutie, I just listened to it today im like WOAH WHY AM I FEELING SO MUCH
Stranger: im usually into rock/metal/screamo/alternative, but that song just asploded my emotionals
You: =o
You: Hmm...
You: =o
You: :o
Stranger: lol
Stranger: I understand your facial expression, now what do u think?
Stranger: like with words
Stranger: made of letters
Stranger: made of pixels
Stranger: made of magic
You: Made of binary?
Stranger: touche
You: ??
You: Hmm
You: =o
You: That should explain it quite nicley
You: =o
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: oh stuff its 130
You: :U
You: Oshat it's 11:30
Stranger: california?
You: Zomg my aunt lives there.
You: Arizona
Stranger: Nevada?
You: Arizona
You: :3
Stranger: Mars?
You: Where do you live?
Stranger: New york
You: No, silly. Mercury.
You: =o
Stranger: Of course
You: Wwaiit. What happened to the mu- Oh. End of song.
Stranger: what do u think?
You: =o
You: "=o"
Stranger: I...understand completely?
You: Lol.
You: How old are you? :P
Stranger: mreh, you first?
You: No, you. ;)
Stranger: 15
You: Rlly?
You: Srsly
Stranger: you?
You: I iz 14. Turning 15 in a couple weeks. :o
Stranger: Ok good, I thought you were gonna be either 11 or 30+, which would make everything awkward
You: Yeah
You: I was about to say "Uuh..You know what...It would be better if we just keep that a secret"
You: xP
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: freshmen?
You: :D
Stranger: Lol
Stranger: Freshmen friday
You: =o
You: ??!?
You: !1
You: !!!!1
Stranger: No seriously, what did you think of the song? is it just me that was like woah
You: Exactly.
You: It made me feel too.
You: Lol.
Stranger: Dude, I know!!
You: !!!1
You: !!!11one!!!1
Stranger: 111!
You: Lol
Stranger: !!!!!one!11!!!!111!1!one1!11two
You: Lol 2?
You: xD
Stranger: Woah,
Stranger: how did that get in there
You: Clicked too fast? o.o
You: :3
Stranger: Clearly hax0rs
You: OLOLOLOL!!!11!!!1one!!!!1!1!!!!!1eleven!!!!1!!!fourty-six!!!1
You: Yus
Stranger: hahahha
Stranger: Come ti chiami?
You: !!/111?!/111/1//1
You: !??
You: CAPS LOCK?
Stranger: Lol, no speak italian?
You: Not really. >.>
Stranger: Whats ams your name
You: Como te llamas?
You: Le? te? er?
Stranger: Non mi parlo spagnolo
You: Yeah, te.
You: No, hablas Espanol.
You: =o
You: Å
Stranger: 生まれたばかりの掲示板です
Stranger: What now
You: ¿Co- What the hell.
You: ¿Como te llamas?
You: Woo
You: I did it
You: I am co0l now.
Stranger: yus
You: Bklnd?
Stranger: Oh stuff, I have to wake up in 4 and a half hours
You: xD
You: Been there, done that.
You: Well, I have to sleep too.
You: :o
You: Sounds like my first day of school.
You: Exept it was like 3 hours until I had to wake up.
You: =o
Stranger: lol, sounds like every day for me
You: I usually get a good 5 hours of sleep
You: Lolno. Not good.
Stranger: I had 2 espressos, 4 snapples and a monster in school today
Stranger: I was AMPED
You: !!11
Stranger: then when i got home i crashed until 7
You: LIKEWHENUHAVECAPSLOCKONANDCAN TFINDTHESPACEBAR?
Stranger: YESLOLHACKERSTOOKMYSPACEBAR
You: LOLOL
You: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FROM AWESOMENESS!
You: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR AWESOMENESS!
You: Fixed.
Stranger: EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL, YOU STILL NEED TO STEER
You: So true.
You: xD
Stranger: lawl
Stranger: you never answered my question
You: ??
Stranger: probably because it was in italian
You: Oh yeah.
Stranger: what is your name
You: Oh, yours fi- Steve(n) (?)
Stranger: Err
Stranger: wat
Stranger: oh wait
You: Lolz Steve, Steven?
Stranger: I ams Anthony
You: Ocool
You: I have a cousin named Anthony
You: 'Sept he's like 24
You: So..Er...
Stranger: im probably not him
Stranger: unless i blacked out 9 years of my life
You: My leg is behind my leg right now!
You: Can YOU?
You: LOL
Stranger: *BRAIN ASPLODES*
You: My leg is behind my head right now!
You: Fixed!
You: xD
You: AASSSPPLLOODDEDD!!!1
Stranger: hahahahha
You: NOW IT'S BEHIND MY BACK!!1
Stranger: i have to go to bed now
You: Aawwz
You: Well, 'gnite.
Stranger: or im going to fail the 2 tests i have tomorrow
You: Lol
Stranger: >implying im not going to anyway
You: Lol
You: Rofl
You: I had French Toast.
Stranger: alright, see ya, talk to you on steam
You: It was yum.
You: Bai.
Stranger: kthxbai