Omegle : Talk to strangers! And see the sad amount of men trying to find girls.

[Block Box]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Sally?
You: HOLA SENOR.
Stranger: Is that u
You: COMO ESTAS
Stranger: Estoy Bien
You: NO HABLO INDIANO
Stranger: learn to speaak english u freaking mexican

[Ad Bot]

[Fracture]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Omegle couldn't find anyone who shares interests with you, so this stranger is completely random. Try adding more interests!
Stranger: asl?
Stranger: hello
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

What the hell.
He disconnected before I even put my finger on my Keyboard.
impatient friend.

EDIT:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like Lord of the rings.
You: Hey.
Stranger: heyy
You: Ahh. First time getting paired with somebody who shares my interest for LotR.
Stranger: yeah there arnt many people tbh, what else you into?
You: Gaming
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

forget this. Im done.

[Max4344]

Question to discuss:
try to seduce your stranger if you have that ability
You: What ability?
Stranger: i am seduced.
Stranger: good job

[Flubbman]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: äeiöu

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hey

You: hoy

Stranger: asl

You: yes please

Stranger: no thank you

Stranger: when does the narwhal bacon

You: every time man

You: every loving time

Stranger: you are not the droid im looking for

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Tømpson]

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Stranger 2: That.
Stranger 1: nothing
Stranger 1: you again
Stranger 2: Indeed.
Stranger 1: woob
Stranger 2: ?
Stranger 1: woobububub
Stranger 2: cigarette^

[Fireboy]

Stranger: HI ASL
You: hi
Stranger: UR GENDER?
You: female
Stranger: CAM?
You: add me on skype :)
Stranger: OKAY..:) UR SKYPE NAME?
You: horny.girl696969
You: add me
You: we can cyber
Stranger: OKAY...I AM ADDING...ACCEPT NOW ITSELF..OKAY?
You: ok :)

[Ayxrion]

Someone, in the "What do you like" or "interests?" box
Put in "Blockland"

[Trogtor]

Someone, in the "What do you like" or "interests?" box
Put in "Blockland"

hi there

[.:FancyPants:.]

yup sigging

[TomTheGeek²]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Sally?
You: HOLA SENOR.
Stranger: Is that u
You: COMO ESTAS
Stranger: Estoy Bien
You: NO HABLO INDIANO
Stranger: learn to speaak english u freaking mexican

whenever a mexican starts speaking, i say:

ME BITO ES GRANDE.

or

ME GUSTA COGER.


add "los hombres" to the end for even a better surprise.


anyways, last time this happened, for his reaction in spanish, he said, I LIKE HAMBURGERS.

[Cancel]

Someone, in the "What do you like" or "interests?" box
Put in "Blockland"

this

[Cancel]

double post brother.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like ponies.
You: PNOY
Stranger: ponies
Stranger: pony
You: renbow dish r besteest ponie
Stranger: pony
Stranger: ponyponypony
You: :3333
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: 18 male here luking for a female frnd.......
You: hha
You: thats pathetic
You: get out
You: go to a club.
Stranger: y
You: you won't find anyone here.
Stranger: i found 5 people
Stranger: change ur thinking buddy
You: yeah good luck with that..
You: prolly all rapists.
Stranger: hmmm

Stranger: hy
You: hi
Stranger: age?
You: brother
You: please
You: age?
You: seriously
Stranger: 1.
You: pervert
Stranger: :P
Stranger: omg
Stranger: mofg
You: now you're going to start that f/m stuff
Stranger: m/f
Stranger: ?
You: creep
You: i toldyou!!!!

[T0XIC]

Stranger: hey asl
You: I'M THE GODDAMN BATMAN
You: helllo?
You: I'll show you my boobs if you want :/
Stranger: niceeee
You: okay
Stranger: Whatsup
You: let me send you a link :)
Stranger: ok
Stranger: show em
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHy7DGLTt8g (epic sax guy link)
You: Here ;)
Stranger: are they nice?
You: yep
You: watch
You: You'll love em
You: do you like them?

[huddles]

Stranger 1: dont remember the future when you forget the past because youll die in the present
Stranger 1:
no escape
Stranger 1: unicorn
Stranger 1: delish
Stranger 2: well that was constructive.
Stranger 2 has disconnected
(I was using the mode where you ask a question and they reply)

[Block Box]

Question to discuss:
try to seduce your stranger if you have that ability
You: What ability?
Stranger: i am seduced.
Stranger: good job

why do i think i'm you