Omegle : Talk to strangers! And see the sad amount of men trying to find girls.

[MegaScientifical]

[Ad Bot]

[Tømpson]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like Ponies.
You: Hullo
Stranger: hellooo
You: You like ponies?
Stranger: yes, i do
Stranger: ponies are good
You: <3<3
You: They taste amazing flame broiled.
Stranger: they're fun to fap to
You: Yes
You: You can eat and masturbate
You: All at once.
Stranger: double the fun
Your conversational partner has disconnected

[Mega-Bear]

I love making questions.

"You just walked in on the last person you spoke to masturbating with the last thing you dropped. Who are they and what are they using?"

"Both strangers, think of your favorite band/solo artist. One of them sucks, figure out which it is."

"TRUST FALL!"

[HellHound]

I'm trolling people pretending to be a computer.

You: Hello.
Stranger: hi im m,20 usa if your a girl please stay:)
Stranger: hy
You: Processing.
You: Define "M"
You: Define "hy"
Stranger: male
Stranger: hey
You: Hello.
Stranger: hello
You: How are you?
Stranger: goos and u
You: Define "goos"
You: Define "u"
Stranger: lol rorry
You: Processing...
You: Error.
Stranger: what
Stranger: are u a computer
You: Define "u"
Stranger: u as a person
You: Define "u"
Stranger: u are dom
You: Processing
You: Error
You: Please try again at a later time.

[MunkeyCheez]

u are dom robutt

[MegaScientifical]

Was so hard to quote this. I Max Zalgo'd the I'm A Dinosaur thing, so it made a MASSIVE amount of text. It messes up the image generator of the site, I can't paste it into here. Had to hack some stuff up to make an image of it.

[HellHound]

It's like it's ripping a hole in reality.

[MunkeyCheez]

z..z...zalgo?!

[Slugger]

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
What are your thoughts on the P-47?

Stranger 1: Whats that?

Stranger 2: punk 47

Stranger 1: Is that a band?

Stranger 2: yes

Stranger 1: Neva hurdd of eeett boii!

Stranger 1 has disconnected
I think I might rage, no one knows what a Corsair is either Q.Q.
Edit: EVEN loving WORSE.

What are your thoughts on the P-51 Mustang?

Stranger 1: let me check

Stranger 2: I don't really have any thoughts on cars.

[camo66510]

Stranger: hello


You: Hia


Stranger: how are you today?


You: Good thanks for asking.


Stranger: great


Stranger: wanna swap some questions? we ask each other three random ones and the other one replies


Stranger: up for it?


You: sure you first.


Stranger: ok


Stranger: what are you doing right now? what is your favourite bird? would you make a good detective?


You: no,humming,nope.avi


You: Whats your favorite pie? Do you like T.V? Mac or PC?


Stranger: apple, yes, mac


You: ... now what?


Stranger: more? something else?


Stranger: whatever you like


You: Im not good ad decisions D:


Stranger: oh no


Stranger: well what are you looking for?


Stranger: conversation?


Stranger: are you just bored?


You: now ill divide by zero


You: Just bored.


Stranger: i see


You: Divided by zero...


You: uh oh


You: THE WORLD IS FALLING APART!


Stranger: well now that is a shame


You: well stuff...


You: no we are ded


You: not big surprise


Stranger: ok well have fun being dead


Stranger: good luck


Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Pitbull]

The awkward moment when you get your brother

[Aide33]

-snip-

Was so hard to quote this. I Max Zalgo'd the I'm A Dinosaur thing, so it made a MASSIVE amount of text. It messes up the image generator of the site, I can't paste it into here. Had to hack some stuff up to make an image of it.

How did you type that text?

[Stick Man]

How did you type that text?

>Ctrl+v ASCII dinosaur
>insert ASCII dinosaur into Zalgo converter
>Ctrl+v the now Zalgo'd ASCII dinosaur
>???
>Profit.

[(Fallen)]

Stranger: Hi into horny talk

You: ok

You: sur

You: lick my nips

You: uhhu

You: uhhh

You: uhh

You: ooh

You: oooooh

You: uuuuooohhh

You: ur turn

Your conversational partner has disconnected

[(Fallen)]

Stranger: hey,14 m uk gay here. Looking for a man from england to suck me off

You: thats nice

You: im 14

You: but not gay

You: and not in the uk'

You: so oh well

Stranger: :(

You: dude

You: look elsewere

Stranger: would you suck me off though?

You: cuz this thing is world wide

Stranger: so

You: depends

You: 99.9 percent of the time no

You: the .1 is if there is a gun to my head

Stranger: what will I have to do to change your name

Stranger: ill suck you off

You: im in the us

You: go look somewere else

Stranger: where though?

You: cuz the omegle thing

You: u talk to people world wide

You: so u dont know who ur really talking to

You: or where they are i mean

Stranger: where shall i loook then?

You: maybe u can suck ur self off if ur richard is big enough and ur flexible enough

Your conversational partner has disconnected.