oh god i have never felt so disappointed about any disney movie as much as i do now.
Avalon High - some stuff movie based on King Arthur. it involves a teenager going to a high school called Avalon High (hurp) and there's some legend saying King Arthur, someone who's been dead for hundreds of years, will come back to life and revive some stupid kingdom lost long ago. apparently, King Arthur is the only human being to be revived from the dead since jesus (if he ever was revived haha!) i guess disney thinks he's just as important.
in the end, it turns out the ugly blond teen whore is supposedly Arthur, which is stupid because Arthur was a man.
overall review after watching this stuff-on-a-stick:
this movie felt completely rushed, as if they put little to no effort into it at all.
it was probably <1 hour long, and already half way through the movie EVERYONE knows everything and then there's a stuffty battle near the end. nobody gets killed (regarding disney's details on violence) and the evil guy lives, cheesy jokes go around, and the friend from Wizards of Waverly (plays Mason, Alex's bf) finishes football game. seconds before the touchdown they do the cheesy slow-mo crap, but instantly jump to the part where they score and win the game 36-35. then another cheesy scene, then credits roll woo.
tl;rd
stuff disney movie as always but this one was the most rushed movie i've ever seen.
i guess disney doesn't only make stuff, but puts no effort into making the stuff too!
