Who wants a beer?

[MaxNikkos]

So I've started drinking again. It's a sad affair.

/discuss

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Offtopic is my FAV BLOG.

But seriously forget you.

[Nymethus]

D:

[MaxNikkos]

forget me? Why?

[Sarge]

Nah, I like staying sober, and my liver is one of my best friends. Thank you though.

Also, alcohol tastes gross (I didn't take a sip from a bottle 'cause I'm cool; my dad spiked his Coke with vodka at a New Year's party when I was 4. I thought it was a regular glass of Coke, so I took a sip).

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forget me? Why?

Dude you live in loving New Zealand.  I'm sure there is better stuff to do there than just drink.  Go fight a kangaroo in the octagon or some stuff.

I live on Long Island, and my town is tiny and boring and stuffty.

Nah, I like staying sober, and my liver is one of my best friends. Thank you though.

Also, alcohol tastes gross (I didn't take a sip from a bottle 'cause I'm cool; my dad spikes his Coke with vodka at a New Year's party when I was 4. I thought it was a regular glass of Coke, so I took a sip).

lol'd.

As you mature, you tend to like alcohol.  Not when you are 4, and not mixed with coke.

Your dad is a drunk, by the way.

[Nymethus]

lol kangaroo

[Sarge]

Your dad is a drunk, by the way.

He drinks but doesn't get drunk.

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He drinks but doesn't get drunk.

Drunks hide their habits

Putting vodka in a coke is hiding your loving habit

[steve5451]

He drinks but doesn't get drunk.

[Nymethus]

loving forget, why do people drink alcohol?

[Sarge]

Drunks hide their habits

Putting vodka in a coke is hiding your loving habit

I've never seen him drunk.

Saw that ninja.

[MaxNikkos]

Dude you live in loving New Zealand.  I'm sure there is better stuff to do there than just drink.  Go fight a kangaroo in the octagon or some stuff.

I live on Long Island, and my town is tiny and boring and stuffty.lol'd.

As you mature, you tend to like alcohol.  Not when you are 4, and not mixed with coke.

Your dad is a drunk, by the way.

Kangaroos!? Octagon!? What!?

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Kangaroos!? Octagon!? What!?

BE ANDERSON SILVA IN THE loving OCTAGON OF THE ULTIMATE FIGHTING CHAMPIONSHIP.

RAIN TERROR DOWN WITH YOUR FISTS OF PUPPY GUTS ON THE PREGNANT KANGAROO.

[Sunthiel]

Dude you live in loving New Zealand.  I'm sure there is better stuff to do there than just drink.  Go fight a kangaroo in the octagon or some stuff.

Oh god that made me laugh.

There are only kangaroos in the zoo in New Zealand.