Author Topic: Riddles, Riddles, and more...riddles...  (Read 5462 times)

I have one

A man is trapped in a cell with no windows or doors.

Only a mirror and a table, how does he escape?
You look in the window, see what you saw. Use the saw to cut the table in half and to halfs make a whole. Or hole. Jum through the hole. Boom

Um
Its,

You look in the mirror you see what you saw,
Take the saw cut the table in half.
Two halves make a hole, and jump in the hole.

No one has solved my awsome riddle.


Stupididty?
No, you can see it on your screen.


Like right now.



Ok, here's an easy one.

You can't feel, touch, smell, taste, or see me,
But people call me a thing.

god

here's one.

everyday for the rest of your life, you get $86,400 each day.
you cannot throw it away/destroy it, you cannot save it.
and you MUST spend it all each day.

why is this so?
« Last Edit: November 20, 2010, 04:08:07 PM by TheChaosCarrier »

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here's one.

everyday for the rest of your life, you get $67,000 each day.
you cannot throw it away/destroy it, you cannot save it.
and you MUST spend it all each day.

why is this so?
because you're a rich bastard that's why

here's one.

everyday for the rest of your life, you get $67,000 each day.
you cannot throw it away/destroy it, you cannot save it.
and you MUST spend it all each day.

why is this so?
Because you're on welfare that has a mistake in how much is given to you.

Here's one:
A man and his son get in a car wreck.
The son is rushed to the OR, to which the surgeon says:
"I can't operate on him, he's my son."

Explain how this is possible.
man = uncle
surgeon = father
there you go

Believe it or not, I made a tongue twister into a riddle.

"How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"

Hint: The answer is also a bit of a tongue twister.
AS MUCH WOOD AS A WOODCHUCK COULD IF A WOODCHUCK COULD CHUCK WOOD you liar you didnt invent that lol

What starts with "F" and ends with "uck?"