Riddles, Riddles, and more...riddles...

[TurnipBlog]

Hmm, lemme think of an oldie, What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 in the day, and 3 at night?

[Ad Bot]

[Proog]

Here's one:
A man and his son get in a car wreck.
The son is rushed to the OR, to which the surgeon says:
"I can't operate on him, he's my son."

Explain how this is possible.

It's his mother, durr.
This is such an old one.

Holy stuff same time post asdf

[TurnipBlog]

Here's one:
A man and his son get in a car wreck.
The son is rushed to the OR, to which the surgeon says:
"I can't operate on him, he's my son."

Explain how this is possible.

The suregon is the mother. EDIT: Inb4 random same time post...

[JAW959]

Here's one:
A man and his son get in a car wreck.
The son is rushed to the OR, to which the surgeon says:
"I can't operate on him, he's my son."

Explain how this is possible.

The man in the wreck and the the surgeon are in a homoloveual relationship, they adopted the boy and he is there son because they have equal rights damnitt!

I'm right, if you disagree you are homophobic, and therefore tribal and a potato.

[PhireX7]

I have one

A man is trapped in a cell with no windows or doors.

Only a mirror and a table, how does he escape?

[tapemaster21]

There are no windows or doors, but that doesn't say there is a roof, so climb on the table and get over the wall.

[D.A.C.K]

You can't feel, touch, smell, taste, or see me,
But people call me a thing.

[Daedalus]

The man in the wreck and the the surgeon are in a homoloveual relationship, they adopted the boy and he is there son because they have equal rights damnitt!

I'm right, if you disagree you are homophobic, and therefore tribal and a potato.

C:

[Chefkokkie]

I have one

A man is trapped in a cell with no windows or doors.

Only a mirror and a table, how does he escape?

Same way he got in.

A cowboy went to Mexico on Friday,
He stays there for 3 days and heads towards New York on Friday.

How did he make it?

His horse is called Friday.

[Darksnow5601]

3 = Snake FTW

[Stick Man]

You divide by 0, yet a black hole didn't form.


How did this happen?

[wolfbreeze]

You divide by 0, yet a black hole didn't form.


How did this happen?

You  are chuck Norris.

[Darksnow5601]

Nope. When you breathe it, smell it, and feel it without even knowing.

Kids, here's how you feel oxygen WITH knowing!

1. Find a lead pipe or something.
2. Knock the wind out of yourself.
3. Wait until you can breathe and you'll feel it.
1. Spin around with your arms out. Youll feel it.

[wolfbreeze]

You can't smell, or feel carbon monoxide.

[Moriarty]

I have one

A man is trapped in a cell with no windows or doors.

Only a mirror and a table, how does he escape?

HE OPEN MIRROR TAKE OUT CHAINSAW CUT TABLE IN HALF AND JUMP IN HOLE