Author Topic: Online Dating Damnit  (Read 2591 times)

Only thing I hate about it is when people do it in the wrong place, like a chat embedded into a flash game, people are cybering all over the place or going like "123 IF U LIKE ME" or some stupid shiznit like that.

I'm online dating now.

I actually, seriously did just that. Found a girl who acts just like me, down to the random annoying ass Self Delete talk. We actually started Self Delete talking each other at the same time. It was epically horrible.

OD = Overdose.

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screw you



I've met plenty of cool girls on the internet that I'm not friends with in real life. It's not that weird.

Hell I like you.  You can come over to my house and forget my sister.
"Get up, get on your feet. You had best un-forget yourself or I will unscrew your head and stuff down your neck."

Only thing I hate about it is when people do it in the wrong place, like a chat embedded into a flash game, people are cybering all over the place or going like "123 IF U LIKE ME" or some stupid shiznit like that.
Basically being desperate and being indecent. Yes. These are problems not only found online, but mostly online.

You do not see people on the street screaming "I NEED GIRLFRIEND!"
You see them trying to act tough-stuff at places of interest.

I've met plenty of cool girls on the internet that I'm not friends with in real life. It's not that weird.
There's a major difference between general friendship and dating.

You do not see people on the street screaming "I NEED GIRLFRIEND!"

this would be amusing.

also entire thread is maplestory trololo

There's a major difference between general friendship and dating.
I'm just pointing out the level in which the relationship can evolve into.

i occasionally skype this one girl i met on omegle and met another who turned out to be pretty cool by talking dirty to her on omegle

Hey, online dating isn't handicapped! On woo' o' wah' cuhra', I found a foackin' level 56 mage girl and I went on de chat box and say'd "yo mothaforgetah i pusillanimous individual lick u" and she killed me and I beacaeaem' her goarlf'riaend'!

In other words, WoW is obviously the answer to everything and I will waste my life being an enormous tool in Warcraft College.

You do not see people on the street screaming "I NEED GIRLFRIEND!"
Ever heard of Christian Weston Chandler?


I'm just pointing out the level in which the relationship can evolve into.
In which there's a extremely slim chance of there being any future between the two. A smaller chance than local dating provides, because there's the 'distance' and 'lack of physical contact' factors. I'm not just talking about sticking it in his/her pooper. When all you feel (physically) is a heart beating, the material of your chair/desk, and your fingers bouncing around on your keyboard, in a relationship, you begin to desire more and more real physical attention. Lack of causes some mental stress.

In conclusion, a long distance relationship (online dating) will only go anywhere if you have patience, a strong will, and enough money to actually go far permanently. And most of all, experience, in many things required.

Online dating=perfect hunting grounds for predators

Where's my shoulder-mounted Plasma Rifle?