Author Topic: Bad times to have a Boner...  (Read 9116 times)



While babysitting and the parents walk in with you holding their baby.

It is bad to have a boner when you're snake is bleeding.

Why, does blood arouse you?

When I said bad things for my best friend at blockland :,c


When I was a kid I always had the problem of thinking "this would be a horrible time to get a boner" and then quickly after I would start getting a boner and think "NO OH GOD NO NOT NOW WHY DID I THINK ABOUT IT" and it would slowly harden and get bigger and bigger. Luckily now I have mastered my boner and can summon and dismiss it with ease.


When in church next to a pregnant lady.



While reading this stupid topic.


..and you  knew what a boner was..?

I forgeted like 25 bitches by the time I was 4.