Author Topic: You know you've played to many video games when?  (Read 2187 times)

Basically just like the old thread but it is to old :C


You know you've played to many video games when you jump on a turtle for an extra life.

You know you've played to many video games when you make a topic about what you do when you play to many video games.

You know you've played to many video games when you know you've played to many video games.

You know you've played too many video games when you're typing this while waiting for your next match to begin.

You know you've played to many video games when you make a topic about what you do when you play to many video games.
You know you've played to many video games when you know you've played to many video games.
You know you haven't played enough games when you can't come up with something good to say.

When you are in the garage looking for a wrench to respawn your Vehicle spawn.
When someone says "Map" and you think, "But I'm tired of this map. Let's go to Foundry"
When someone jokingly says "HEADSHOT" and you duck.

I've done the bottom two. The top one is a joke between a few people.

You know you haven't played enough games when you can't come up with something good to say.
You know you've played too many video games when you confront people for not playing enough video games

You know you play too much video games when °̢̘̘͚̎͗͋̋͌ͮ̇ͧ́͢͢ͅφ̧̡̻̟͎̱̼̰̲͈̦̖̤̪͔͕̇͐ͥ̋̎̓͂̌ͤ͐⌐̵͖͚̱̼͉̳̘̭̣̱̰̪̣͚̹̤̣̌̍͐̏̐ͦ͗͘'̶̬̯̦̭̭͕͕̯̫̼̤̤̺̼̊͛ͦ̎ͭͭ́̚͡͝ͅ╝̆̈́ͩ̾ͫ̊͐̃ͨ́͢҉͙͎̙̲̬̖͕͝ó̧͎̼̘͎̞͍͆̄̇͒̀̏̉ͣ̏̿͗ͨ͞╕̗̟̝͇̤̞̥̥͙̮̞̝̞ͥͥ̾̆͌̋̍͊ͩ͋ͮ̎́̊́͘͢ͅ°̪̤̬̜̟ͤ̾̌̾͜͟φ̴̷̵̴̲̻̱͍̯̦̬̱̖̗̣̗̗̌̎̈́ͨ̍͋̿͟⌐̷̨̍͆̓͗̐ͩ͒ͨ̓̿ͤ͂͡͏͙͈͖'̡̘̘̟̱̗̙̲̜̜͔͔̰̯͎̝̦̖̹ͧ̆̍͑ͮ̏̕̕ͅ╝̸̛̖͙̖̼̬̖͚̜̺̌ͮ͗̄ͩ̓͊ͩ͟͝ớ̠͖̩̙̮̳̟͇̳͔͈͇͎̫̪͚͔̾̾͂̊̚͘̕͢͞ͅ╕̷̧̖̟̥̹͉̼͇̯͈̼̻̬̱̖̱͔͔̥͐͌͊̐̍̊̒ͫ͗͘͘͟°̱̼̭͓͉͉̟͓̝̣͗͗͒͂͌̋̏ͩ̽̓ͮ̔͗͂ͤͫ̕̕͘ͅͅφ̷̧̦̼͇̥̲̝̗̼͎͈͎̳̤̫̮͇̯̘ͥͫ͆̆̈́̅⌐̸̡͔̯̟͎̭̙̫̃͆̄͒̋ͧ̑͑ͫͤͣ̊́͘'̷̷̛͉̲̣̣̺͕͙̩͍̦̮͚̬̻͊ͫ͆̿̑̓̃̾̇͋̀͐͟ͅ╝̵̬̮̘̬̮̞̲͓̞͔̟̹̭̳̗͙̬̝̄̉̒̐ͫ͊̓̿͆̓͑͗̀̚ó̰̬̻̭͗ͮ̀ͬͥ͐̑̚͘̕͡╕̴̯̘͎̠͔͚͖̰͙̺̠̼̪̮̟̟̪͇̍͋̓̓̂̔ͮ̉̓̆ͮ̃ͭ̍ͨͫ̋̇̑́͞°̡̟̗͎̥͔̳͈̠̹̭̓͌̌̀ͪͨ̌͆̒ͪ͛͝ͅφ̤̩̻̼̞͙͚̙͇̗̓͆͆ͨ͆̉̋͊ͦ̆̃̈̂͆̂̔̚̕͜͞ͅ⌐̺̳̜̺͚͔̙͕̺̞͕̥̉̅̾ͩͫ̑͋̈́ͮ̋͂̿̊ͪ͒̓̋̚͟͟'̷ͧ͂̌̋ͦ̇ͩͫ͌͌͒̎͌ͯ̓̉̇̎̕͢҉̳̘̰͍̫͍̣̖ͅ╝̷̶̢̹̯͔͓͇̩̣͈̠͙͑͋̃̓͂͒͊ͯ̏̍ͫ̾̈́ͫ̏̋ͯ͢͟ó̷̫̫͕̻̯̼̓̿̈͝╕̨̡̢̹̣͕͙̙͖̗̫͙̹̟̩̤͉̬̮̟̌̔̑͛̏͐́̇̇̊̍̄̅̓̔͐͝͡ͅ

I've done the bottom one.

You know you've played too many video games when...
When you reach to press T to talk.
When you reach for your mouse to walk.
When you yell ITS BADSPOT and you look.
When you reach for your back looking for a secondary weapon ( Or Holster)
When you are driving and you look for a nitrous button on your imaginary controller.

You know you play too much video games when °̢̘̘͚̎͗͋̋͌ͮ̇ͧ́͢͢ͅφ̧̡̻̟͎̱̼̰̲͈̦̖̤̪͔͕̇͐ͥ̋̎̓͂̌ͤ͐⌐̵͖͚̱̼͉̳̘̭̣̱̰̪̣͚̹̤̣̌̍͐̏̐ͦ͗͘'̶̬̯̦̭̭͕͕̯̫̼̤̤̺̼̊͛ͦ̎ͭͭ́̚͡͝ͅ╝̆̈́ͩ̾ͫ̊͐̃ͨ́͢҉͙͎̙̲̬̖͕͝ó̧͎̼̘͎̞͍͆̄̇͒̀̏̉ͣ̏̿͗ͨ͞╕̗̟̝͇̤̞̥̥͙̮̞̝̞ͥͥ̾̆͌̋̍͊ͩ͋ͮ̎́̊́͘͢ͅ°̪̤̬̜̟ͤ̾̌̾͜͟φ̴̷̵̴̲̻̱͍̯̦̬̱̖̗̣̗̗̌̎̈́ͨ̍͋̿͟⌐̷̨̍͆̓͗̐ͩ͒ͨ̓̿ͤ͂͡͏͙͈͖'̡̘̘̟̱̗̙̲̜̜͔͔̰̯͎̝̦̖̹ͧ̆̍͑ͮ̏̕̕ͅ╝̸̛̖͙̖̼̬̖͚̜̺̌ͮ͗̄ͩ̓͊ͩ͟͝ớ̠͖̩̙̮̳̟͇̳͔͈͇͎̫̪͚͔̾̾͂̊̚͘̕͢͞ͅ╕̷̧̖̟̥̹͉̼͇̯͈̼̻̬̱̖̱͔͔̥͐͌͊̐̍̊̒ͫ͗͘͘͟°̱̼̭͓͉͉̟͓̝̣͗͗͒͂͌̋̏ͩ̽̓ͮ̔͗͂ͤͫ̕̕͘ͅͅφ̷̧̦̼͇̥̲̝̗̼͎͈͎̳̤̫̮͇̯̘ͥͫ͆̆̈́̅⌐̸̡͔̯̟͎̭̙̫̃͆̄͒̋ͧ̑͑ͫͤͣ̊́͘'̷̷̛͉̲̣̣̺͕͙̩͍̦̮͚̬̻͊ͫ͆̿̑̓̃̾̇͋̀͐͟ͅ╝̵̬̮̘̬̮̞̲͓̞͔̟̹̭̳̗͙̬̝̄̉̒̐ͫ͊̓̿͆̓͑͗̀̚ó̰̬̻̭͗ͮ̀ͬͥ͐̑̚͘̕͡╕̴̯̘͎̠͔͚͖̰͙̺̠̼̪̮̟̟̪͇̍͋̓̓̂̔ͮ̉̓̆ͮ̃ͭ̍ͨͫ̋̇̑́͞°̡̟̗͎̥͔̳͈̠̹̭̓͌̌̀ͪͨ̌͆̒ͪ͛͝ͅφ̤̩̻̼̞͙͚̙͇̗̓͆͆ͨ͆̉̋͊ͦ̆̃̈̂͆̂̔̚̕͜͞ͅ⌐̺̳̜̺͚͔̙͕̺̞͕̥̉̅̾ͩͫ̑͋̈́ͮ̋͂̿̊ͪ͒̓̋̚͟͟'̷ͧ͂̌̋ͦ̇ͩͫ͌͌͒̎͌ͯ̓̉̇̎̕͢҉̳̘̰͍̫͍̣̖ͅ╝̷̶̢̹̯͔͓͇̩̣͈̠͙͑͋̃̓͂͒͊ͯ̏̍ͫ̾̈́ͫ̏̋ͯ͢͟ó̷̫̫͕̻̯̼̓̿̈͝╕̨̡̢̹̣͕͙̙͖̗̫͙̹̟̩̤͉̬̮̟̌̔̑͛̏͐́̇̇̊̍̄̅̓̔͐͝͡ͅ

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When you reach to press T to talk.

tI do this one all the time.

You know you've played too many video games when you shouldn't have done that...

You know you've played too many video games when your view on life is that you'll come back and finish it once you've finished the main story life.


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