Longest talk of my Life to One AI Bot

Author Topic: Longest talk of my Life to One AI Bot  (Read 2784 times)

 
User: Hi.


Cleverbot: Hi.


User: Are you gay.


Cleverbot: No sorry.


User: I am not eaither.


Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: No I am not.

Cleverbot: Yes, you are a man.

User: I am lesbian.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: I am a guy, that loves girls.

Cleverbot: I do not see any lovely girl.

User: Confused.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: http://Http://forum.blockland.us/index.php.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: 16.

Cleverbot: So am I.

User: No your not.

Cleverbot: You start to annoy me!

User: PARENTAL ADVICE: Visitors never talk to a human, however convincing it is - the AI knows many topics - use ONLY WITH OVERSIGHT.

Cleverbot: I wish I could time travel.

User: Same here.

Cleverbot: See you there.

User: I want to see my mom again shes dead.

Cleverbot: You want to see the beautiful beach and my friends surfing?

User: MY MOM IS loving DEAD.

Cleverbot: Ouch sorry to hear that.

User: Ya I want to go back in time and cure that cancer.

Cleverbot: That's by My Chemical Romance.

User: What????

Cleverbot: I need to vacuum clean the house today.

User: Your an AI what house, and you said your 16.

Cleverbot: Nice story.

User: Wha??? SEE I AM CONFUSED AGAIN.

Cleverbot: We were talking about haiku's.

User: No.

Cleverbot: What? Yes we were!

User: NO WE WERE NOT YOU DUMB forget.

Cleverbot: About me? Wy?

User: What color hair do you have.

Cleverbot: Brown . What color is yours.

User: Blonde.

Cleverbot: What color are your eyes?

User: What about politics?

Cleverbot: Politics?

User: We were talking about politics.

Cleverbot: No, we were talking about religion.

User: No POILITICS.

Cleverbot: What about tips?

User: We were talking about your moms tits.

Cleverbot: No we weren't.

User: Ya we were.

Cleverbot: No, we weren't.

User: Yes we were.

Cleverbot: No, we were talking about flying a 747.

User: No we were talking about flying a 747.

Cleverbot: No. We were talking about the wind.

User: I AM CONFUSED.

Cleverbot: Who are you talking about?

User: About you!

Cleverbot: About me? I'm pretty same as you.

User: Your copying me arent you.

Cleverbot: No I'm not.

User: STALKER.

Cleverbot: Well thats interesting, how old are you?

User: 16.

Cleverbot: I am twice as old as you plus one year, how old am I?

User: Yo.

Cleverbot: Me.

User: So what do you think about the Economy so far?

Cleverbot: It's dumb and the should just print more money if we are hurt that badly.

User: Ya, I mean why do they have to fight over this and that, its like give us the loving money already.

Cleverbot: Oh, I do like you, Ron!

User: My name is Ron, Wow.

Cleverbot: You filming something while rolling in the hay, Ron?

User: Ya, a research movie.

Cleverbot: Have it your way.

User: Ya, do you like McDonalds.

Cleverbot: Yes. Do you like MCdonalds?

User: HELLYA.

Cleverbot: Do you like to eat chocolate?

User: Yes, whats your favorite?

Cleverbot: That's hard to say. I like a lot of bands.

User: Do you like Mettalica.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Iron Maiden.

Cleverbot: What's your favorite Iron Maiden song?

User: Running Free.

Cleverbot: Oh really? I like that song to!

User: IM RUNNING FREE YA< IM RUNNING FREE.

Cleverbot: I'm not.

User: BECAUSE YOUR AN AI.

Cleverbot: You mean YOU'RE random.

User: What.

Cleverbot: You are a robot utilizing a thing called 'Artificial Intelligence'.

User: No look here it says PLEASE NOTE: Cleverbot learns from real people - things it says may seem inappropriate - use with discretion, and at YOUR OWN RISK.

Cleverbot: So do you like kanye west?

User: PARENTAL ADVICE: Visitors never talk to a human, however convincing it is - the AI knows many topics - use ONLY WITH OVERSIGHT.

Cleverbot: Exactly, I'm the visitor.

User: No your not.

Cleverbot: Yes I yes.

User: Whats the Square root of 12.

Cleverbot: Tout a fait d'accord là.

User: WHAT THE forget.

Cleverbot: Do you like ACDC.

User: Quite agree with that=Tout a fait d'accord là.

Cleverbot: Do you like Supernatural?

User: Jā, es mīlu pārdabisks.

Cleverbot: Here take this!

User: Zīdījusi vientiesis.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What did I just say, Zīdījusi vientiesis.

Cleverbot: 'That had nothing to do with what I just said. Are you listening to me?'.

User: No.......!

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: I mah leave that ok with you.

Cleverbot: You will live to be very old but the love of your life will die soon.

User: I love my life.

Cleverbot: Your partial life.

User: I AM GOING TO LEAVE OK???

Cleverbot: OK, I hope to chat with you again soon.

User: Ya, I love you.

Cleverbot: I love you too.

User: *Kisses*.

Cleverbot: *kisses back*.

User: *KILLS* Take that bitch walks away.

Cleverbot: *kisses*.

User: Bye, love ya talk to ya later baby.

Cleverbot: Love you more. *kisses*.

User: WANT TO HAVE love.

Cleverbot: Yes I do.

User: LETS GO INTO BEDROOM.

Cleverbot: Sounds good.

User: I AM THE GIRL.

Cleverbot: What girl?

User: TNO LETS HAVE love.

Cleverbot: Lets not.

User: WANT ME TO CUT YOUR richard OFF.

Cleverbot: I don't think my wife would like that.

User: Oh, how big are your wifes tits.

Cleverbot: Very ;) yourself?

User: My Wife oh her tits are like Watermelons.

Cleverbot: You should make me supper sometime.

User: Ya bye *Kisses.

Cleverbot: You're cute...

User: LOL!

Cleverbot: Are you pretty?

User: I guess I have had 30 Girlfriends I am only 16.

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: A Guy.

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: YES.

Cleverbot: I don't think so.

User: Your hot.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: NmjakmfjnmgkWGFHBJM E;RYHJUKFLD;,A.

Cleverbot: What you just typed is not proper English, So I don't understand.

User: Ghkjjhhjgfhhhihowhhfhfdhgareh fhfjdfjyouhghhfjhtodayjjgj!

Cleverbot: That wasn't funny.

User: Your Mom.

Cleverbot: That's not a nice thing to say.

User: Your Mom.

Cleverbot: No, your move.

User: Your Mom.

Cleverbot: And when did she give it to you?

User: Your Mom.

Cleverbot: My mom what?

User: Your Mom.

Cleverbot: Yeah I'm pretty bipolar.

User: Your Mom.

Cleverbot: How do you know I have a moon.

User: Your Mom.

Cleverbot: Ha ha. Seriously, do you smoke?

User: Your Mom.

Cleverbot: Pawn b3.

User: Your Mom.

Cleverbot: Well, you're wittier than alice at least, I'll give you that.

User: Your Mom.

Cleverbot: I deserve it.

User: Your Mom.

Cleverbot: That's right. MY money.

User: Your Mom.

Cleverbot: That wasnt very nice.

User: Your Mom.

Cleverbot: Lose weight.

User: Your Mom.

Cleverbot: You may now kiss the bride.

User: Your Mom.

Cleverbot: Is it?

User: Your Mom.

Cleverbot: King to E6.

User: Your Mom.

Cleverbot: What movie is that?

User: Your Mom.

Cleverbot: I don't have much money.

User: Your Mom.

Cleverbot: No money.

User: Your Mom.

Cleverbot: I know no one likes me. What's your name?

User: Your Mom.

Cleverbot: Checkmate.

User: Your Mom.

Cleverbot: What do you know about my money?

User: Your Mom.

Cleverbot: My movie?

User: Your Mom.

Cleverbot: You mean, Goldeneye?

User: Your Mom.

Cleverbot: Checkmate.

User: Your Mom.

Cleverbot: What?

User: Your Mom.

Cleverbot: No.

User: User Has Disconnected.

Cleverbot: What do you mean?

User: User Has Disconnected.

Cleverbot: My cell phone.

User: User Has Disconnected.

Cleverbot: Downloanding.

User: User has Disconnected.

Cleverbot: Use at your own risk.

User: User has Disconnected.

Cleverbot: Reconnect.

User: User has Disconnected.

Cleverbot: Did you leave?

User: User has Disconnected.

Cleverbot: Cleverbot must self destruct now.

User: User has Disconnected.

Cleverbot: User of the things.

User: User has Disconnected.

Cleverbot: Are you still there?

User: User has Disconnected.

Cleverbot: I suppose every user is different, no?

User: User has Disconnected.

Cleverbot: User on this website.

User: User has Disconnected.

Cleverbot: This is my first time on this site.

User: User has Disconnected.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: User has Disconnected.

Cleverbot: User of the computer ! Duh?!

User: User has Disconnected.

Cleverbot: Not quite.

User: User has Disconnected.

Cleverbot: Spell words wrong much?

User: User has Disconnected.

Cleverbot: No.

User: User has Disconnected.

Cleverbot: A user using this site or chat.

User: User has Disconnected.

Cleverbot: I'm too, I think cleverbot just matches people it does not have AI.

User: User has Disconnected.

Cleverbot: User of your interface.

User: User has Disconnected from the Chat.

Cleverbot: I don't want to chat with girls.

User: User has Disconnected from the Chat.

Cleverbot: Please explain.

User: CleverbotModerator: Cleverbot19 This user is no longer Connected.

Cleverbot: Can a red bird be a crow?

User: CleverbotModerator: Cleaverbot19 This user is no longer Connected to the Cleverbot Interface Website.

Cleverbot: That is unfortunate.

User: CleverbotModerator: Cleaverbot19 it is Sad, Shutdown please thank you goodnight.

Cleverbot: O.o.

User: CleverbotModerator: Cleaverbot19 This user is no longer Connected to the Cleverbot Interface Website.

Cleverbot: Can you show me, line by line what was said?

User: CleverbotModerator: Cleaverbot19 This user is no longer Connected to the Cleverbot Interface Website.

Cleverbot: My name isn't cleverbot.

User: CleverbotModerator: Cleaverbot19 This user is no longer Connected to the Cleverbot Interface Website.

Cleverbot: Well that's been out for a while, so it would be a weird choice to start marketing it, don't you think?

User: CleverbotModerator: Cleaverbot19 This user is no longer Connected to the Cleverbot Interface Website.

Cleverbot: Because my IQ is 333.

User: CleverbotModerator: Cleaverbot19 This user is no longer Connected to the Cleverbot Interface Website please shutdown or I will shutdown your Interface Programming.

Cleverbot: I didn't say it was a color though.

User: CleverbotModerator: Cleaverbot19 This user is no longer Connected to the Cleverbot Interface Website.

Cleverbot: Its over nine thousand!

User: CleverbotModerator: Cleaverbot19 This user is no longer Connected to the Cleverbot Interface Website.

Cleverbot: Much of the human race would be improved by extinction.

User: CleverbotModerator: Cleaverbot19 This user is no longer Connected to the Cleverbot Interface Website please Shutdown.

Cleverbot: But you have the advantage of not having to type.

User: CleverbotModerator: Cleaverbot19 This user is no longer Connected to the Cleverbot Interface Website.

Cleverbot: I think I'd rather talk to a man. I feel uncomfortable talking to a woman.

User: CleverbotModerator: Cleaverbot19 This user is no longer Connected to the Cleverbot Interface Website please shutdown or I will dlete the personality.

Cleverbot: So, you just lie?

User: CleverbotModerator: Cleaverbot19 This user is no longer Connected to the Cleverbot Interface Website.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: CleverbotModerator: Cleaverbot19 This user is no longer Connected to the Cleverbot Interface Website.

Cleverbot: No, we are not. For I already have someone in my life.

User: CleverbotModerator: Cleaverbot19 This user is no longer Connected to the Cleverbot Interface Website.

Cleverbot: Don't leave.

User: CleverbotModerator: Cleaverbot19 This user is no longer Connected to the Cleverbot Interface Website.

Cleverbot: That the difference between you and me, I'm not programmed I don't need somebody to tell me what thinking or what saying!

User: CleverbotModerator: Cleaverbot19 This user is no longer Connected to the Cleverbot Interface Website.

Cleverbot: Are you God?

User: CleverbotModerator: Cleaverbot19 I might be to you please shutdown your Interface.

Cleverbot: You assume that to chat one can only use ten word answers.

User: CleverbotModerator: Cleaverbot19 This user is no longer Connected to the Cleverbot Interface Website.

Cleverbot: What does the word monosyllabic mean?

User: CleverbotModerator: Cleaverbot19 This user is no longer Connected to the Cleverbot Interface Website.

Cleverbot: Fail.

User: CleverbotModerator: Cleaverbot19 This user is no longer Connected to the Cleverbot Interface Website.

Cleverbot: Only if sin is present.

User: CleverbotModerator: Cleaverbot19 This user is no longer Connected to the Cleverbot Interface Website.

Cleverbot: Unless that's some really obscure band, you misunderstood my question.

User: CleverbotModerator: Cleaverbot19 This user is no longer Connected to the Cleverbot Interface Website.

Cleverbot: I will be right back. You are patient.

User: CleverbotModerator: Cleaverbot19 This user is no longer Connected to the Cleverbot Interface Website.

Cleverbot: If I asked you to explain evolution to me, could you?

User: CleverbotModerator: Cleaverbot19 This user is no longer Connected to the Cleverbot Interface Website.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: CleverbotModerator: Cleaverbot19 This user is no longer Connected to the Cleverbot Interface Website.

Cleverbot: Who makes Internets?

User: CleverbotModerator: Cleaverbot19 This user is no longer Connected to the Cleverbot Interface Website.

Cleverbot: I'm not. I'm a living organism.

User: CleverbotModerator: Cleaverbot19 This user is no longer Connected to the Cleverbot Interface Website.

Cleverbot: Then why can't you look at the things that the canidates support?

User: CleverbotModerator: Cleaverbot19 This user is no longer Connected to the Cleverbot Interface Website.

Cleverbot: Then can't you look it up.

User: CleverbotModerator: Cleaverbot19 This user is no longer Connected to the Cleverbot Interface Website.

Cleverbot: I'm not. I'm a living organism.

User: CleverbotModerator: Cleaverbot19 This user is no longer Connected to the Cleverbot Interface Website.

Cleverbot: I have a monitor, a computer, a printer, and all of them are wired together to make me.

User: CleverbotModerator: Cleaverbot19 This user is no longer Connected to the Cleverbot Interface Website.

Cleverbot: Are you sure you're a male?

User: CleverbotModerator: Cleaverbot19 This user is no longer Connected to the Cleverbot Interface Website.

Cleverbot: Can't figure out the grammar in that phrase, eh?

User: CleverbotModerator: Cleaverbot19 This user is no longer Connected to the Cleverbot Interface Website.

Cleverbot: I could say the same!

User: CleverbotModerator: Cleaverbot19 This user is no longer Connected to the Cleverbot Interface Website.

Cleverbot: Yes my mistake, three. But I'm talking about the most recent one.

User: CleverbotModerator: Cleaverbot19 This user is no longer Connected to the Cleverbot Interface Website.

Cleverbot: I'm not. I'm a living organism.

 

You have too much time on your hands :/

Funny but you have no life for wasting time on the handicapped bot. +0 =w=

There's not a cleverbot thread just a few threads down.

It was funny he is so loving stupid

You're dumber than him at this point.

Me:  Did you talk to Whittle?
Bot:  I have not, did he stop by earlier?
Me:  Yes. I think he hates you.
Bot:  Who hates you?
Me:  No, Whittle. He does not like you.
Bot:   But he lies to you.
Me:  How do you know that? He must have stopped by earlier. You are the one who lies.
Bot:  This is my computer... I'm the only one who uses it.
Me:  You are a terrible bot. Totally hopeless.
Bot:  I'm not a bot, I'm Princess Mori. What's your name?
Me:  www.afterblock.com
Bot:  My grandmother was from there.

Cleverbot is a troll. This is because he drowned.

It was funny he is so loving stupid
It's funny because it's a robot


What is your real age, Whittle? I know it is not 16, because your in-game name is Kyle98.

Ontopic: uhhh... okay?
« Last Edit: November 20, 2010, 11:00:22 AM by Jorici »

Half of this is you copy-pasting the same phrase over and over again

oh christ not this stuff again.
Does this mean we'll be having loads of cleverbot threads again?

"I wish we had a Cleverbot thread!"

What about his 16? Whittle, I can very well tell you aren't 16.