Author Topic: Name one time when you beat someone stuffless with a Toilet Plunger  (Read 1364 times)

Hm....When I got involved in a fight in the bathroom with a Rival troop at Boy Scout camp.
« Last Edit: November 19, 2010, 10:18:46 PM by The Doctor »




When some idiot made a thread about beating people with toilet plungers.

Did a teacher ask why one of the kids ran out with a plunger on his mouth? :cookieMonster:

Quality thread here folks!


One time I was attacked in the bathroom by this one kid, an I grabbed him by the head, slammed my knee in his face, drug him into the stall, and slammed his head into the toilet.
Does that count? :D

(That was the first fight I've ever been in, too. :3 )

One time I was attacked in the bathroom by this one kid, an I grabbed him by the head, slammed my knee in his face, drug him into the stall, and slammed his head into the toilet.
Does that count? :D

(That was the first fight I've ever been in, too. :3 )

I doubt that was the first ever fight you were in. And why would you drug some guy until you could make them go into a bathroom stall? (Dragged)

Lol, reminded me of "Brain Damage"
One day he came in the bathroom while I was pissin
And had me in the position to beat me into submission
He banged my head against the urinal til he broke my nose,
Soaked my clothes in blood, grabbed me and choked my throat
I tried to plead and tell him, "We shouldn't beef"
But he just wouldn't leave, he kept chokin me and I couldn't breathe
He looked at me and said, "You gonna die honkey!"
The principal walked in
and started helpin him stomp me
I made them think they beat me to death
Holdin my breath for like five minutes before they finally left
Then I got up and ran to the janitor's storage booth
Kicked the door hinge loose and ripped out the four inch screws
Grabbed some sharp objects, brooms, and foreign tools
"This is for every time you took my orange juice,
or stole my seat in the lunchroom and drank my chocolate milk.
Every time you tipped my tray and it dropped and spilt.
I'm gettin you back bully! Now once and for good."
I roostered the broomstick back and swung hard as I could
and beat him over the head with it til I broke the wood
Knocked him down, stood on his chest with one foot..


One time I was attacked in the bathroom by this one kid, an I grabbed him by the head, slammed my knee in his face, drug him into the stall, and slammed his head into the toilet.
Does that count? :D

(That was the first fight I've ever been in, too. :3 )
You probably got your ass kicked and decided to make yourself feel better by posting that you did it to him.

Not really. He was about ~6" smaller than me and thought he was all tough.
I was only 10. :o

yeh so like one time this guy attacked me in the girls bathroom so i got my chainsaw and cut off his hand and he bled so i put his head in the toilet and said "WASH IT OFF BITCH"


(first fight i ever got in, 2 :3)


One time, I accidentally with a toilet plunger.