Three word story!

[Monocle]

Masterbate profusely to

[Ad Bot]

[Xinakam]

Baby ducks when

[Ningyou]

I have time.

[TurnipBlog]

In the rain,

[shafin25]

to eat cookies.

[Legodude77]

A furry came

[TurnipBlog]

one Forums day,

[Momentum]

I was raped

[fawkes..]

By a big

[Joker Card]

fat dog richard

[Kingdaro]

while it rained

[Joker Card]

all night long

[Kingdaro]

in a dumpster.

[Joker Card]

Behind a McDonalds

[skelolego229]

with drunken hobos